Escalante's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable RV Park in the Canyons!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to get the REAL DEAL review of Escalante's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable RV Park in the Canyons! And trust me, this ain't your cookie-cutter, PR-approved write-up. This is the raw, unfiltered, I-just-spent-a-week-there-and-I'm-still-dreaming-of-that-pool-with-a-view kind of review.
First, let's get one thing straight: This ain't just for RVers. Seriously, I showed up thinking, "Well, I'm in a regular hotel room. This is going to be… interesting." Spoiler alert: I. Was. Wrong.
Accessibility: Getting There and Settling In
Okay, so let's talk accessibility because, let's be real, that's HUGE. Getting to Escalante, well, it's the canyons, so you're going to have a drive. Think winding roads, stunning vistas, and maybe a close encounter with a tumbleweed or two. But the RV park itself? They've done a fantastic job. I didn't personally need it (I'm thankfully able-bodied) but from what I saw, they've got ramps, wide pathways, and the whole nine yards for easy navigation. More on that later, but Accessibility is a definite win. And if you have any questions prior to your arrival, the staff knows it.
Internet… Oh, the Internet! Wi-Fi Woes and Wins
Let's be frank, this is the desert. And sometimes, the desert is a digital desert. While they advertised Wi-Fi in all rooms, and yes, there was even a LAN option in the room, this was a bit of a hit or miss. Honestly? It was the only real fault I had. And even then, it was a pretty minor one. Wi-Fi, especially in the rooms, was sometimes a little… well, let's just say, it liked taking a nap from time to time. Wi-Fi in public areas would be more reliable. So, if you need to be glued to your screen, maybe bring your own hot spot. BUT, and this is important, they seemed to be working on it. Plus, let's be honest, maybe a digital detox is what you need anyway. This place is all about the REAL world, and that means ditching the screen sometimes.
On-Site Delights: Food, Fun, and Feeling Pampered
Alright, now we're getting to the GOOD stuff. This isn't just an RV park; it's a mini-resort with some serious perks.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: They've got restaurants. And not just ANY restaurants. There’s a Western-themed restaurant (HELLO, juicy steak!), a good bar, coffee shop, and a snack bar. The options are varied. Plus, I'm a big soup person, and they serve it here. All served by a super-friendly staff… who seemed to actually enjoy their jobs. The A La Carte in Restaurant and Buffet are top-tier. The breakfast? (Western and International cuisines are your best bet!) Seriously good! I found myself grabbing food throughout the day, the Poolside bar is a must-visit.
Things to do, ways to relax: Okay, the pool with a view wins. Seriously. It's breathtaking. Infinity edge, overlooking the canyons… I spent DAYS just floating there, staring at the landscape. They also have a sauna and spa/sauna, with massage services. The fitness center is a nice touch, too if you're feeling motivated.
Spa/Sauna: The spa is a real treat. I indulged in a body wrap (after a slightly embarrassing incident involving a stubborn stain on my shirt… let's just say, they got it out!), and it was pure bliss. The steam room was also amazing.
Safety and Cleanliness
- Cleanliness and safety: The staff took safety seriously. They were on top of every aspect of safety. From daily disinfection to hand sanitizer stations, all was covered.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Knowing the safety measures, I felt comfortable, and they followed all the recent safety protocols.
- Food Safety: The staff was trained in safety protocols, all dining setups were safe.
Services and Conveniences:
- Concierge: I was able to easily get recommendations from the concierge, helping to make my trip better.
- Laundry Service: Yes! This is a must-have. This really helped to make my stay more comfortable.
- Daily housekeeping: I was always greeted by a clean room, making the stay better.
- Convenience store: You can grab any item you need here, helping with a comfortable stay.
- Indoor venue for special events: I was here during a convention. The facilities accommodated us well.
- Facilities for disabled guests: The staff offered everything needed for disabled guests.
- Car park [on-site]: The car parking made it easy to take trips.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: They held a convention I was at!
- Safe dining setup: They were careful with the food.
For the Kids (and the Kid in You)
I don't have kids myself, but I saw plenty of families having an absolute blast. They had a babysitting service and kids facilities. Everyone seemed happy!
Rooms, Rooms, Glorious Rooms!
My room was perfect. It was a non-smoking room, with a desk, coffee maker, a mirror, safety feature, and a separate shower/bathtub. There was air conditioning, and I always felt so at home!
- Available in all rooms: Almost everything!
- Additional toilet: The little details made all the difference.
- Air conditioning: Essential in the desert!
- Alarm clock: (Useful, even if you're on vacation).
- Bathrobes: The little touches make a massive difference.
- Bathroom phone (Yep, they thought of everything)
- Bathtub: Perfect for a long soak after a day of hiking.
- Blackout curtains: Essential for those desert naps.
- Carpeting: The room always felt warm!
- Closet: Plenty of storage space.
- Coffee/tea maker: Hello, caffeine fix!
- Complimentary tea (A nice touch).
- Daily housekeeping: The room was clean daily!
- Desk: Handy for catching up on work/writing those travel journals.
- Extra long bed: Perfect for tall people (or people who like to sprawl).
- Free bottled water: Crucial in the desert.
- Hair dryer: Saves you from packing yours.
- High floor: (Good views!).
- In-room safe box: Peace of mind.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Great for families.
- Internet access – LAN and Wireless: (As I mentioned before, can be a little spotty, but they’re working on it).
- Ironing facilities: Hello, looking clean!
- Laptop workspace: Great for working away.
- Linens: Super comfort!
- Mini bar: Treat yourself!
- Mirror: (Essential for selfies, obviously).
- On-demand movies: For those relaxing evenings.
- Private bathroom: Privacy, peace of mind!
- Reading light: Perfect for late-night reading (with a good book, not your phone, remember?).
- Refrigerator: Handy for keeping those drinks cold.
- Satellite/cable channels: Plenty of options.
- Scale: (Maybe avoid this one after all the delicious food…).
- Seating area: Comfort, all around.
- Separate shower/bathtub: (Luxury at its finest).
- Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels: All good things.
- Umbrella: (Maybe for shade, not too much rain in the desert!).
- Visual alarm: Another nice touch.
- Wake-up service: (If you need it, I loved sleeping).
- Wi-Fi [free]: (See above – hit or miss but generally available).
- Window that opens: (For fresh air and beautiful views).
My Only Real Complaint (and It's Minor)
The lack of reliable Wi-Fi in the rooms was a bit annoying (as I mentioned before). But honestly? The rest of the experience was so good, that it's easily forgiven. It forces you to disconnect and soak in the beauty.
Overall Impression: Go! Just Go!
This place is a gem. It’s not just beautiful; it's a well-run, thoughtful place that prioritizes guest experience. The staff is genuinely friendly, the food is great, and the facilities are top-notch. Yes, there were a few minor hiccups, but I would go back in a heartbeat.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your sanitized, perfectly-planned travel brochure. We're hitting the raw, dusty, glorious heart of Utah's Escalante region, and let me tell you, Canyons of Escalante RV Park? It's a microcosm of the whole damn adventure. Prepare for chaos, beauty, and probably a healthy dose of sunburn.
Canyons of Escalante RV Park: My Attempt at a Schedule (lol)
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread in RV Life
- 1:00 PM: Arrive. The drive in was… well, long. REALLY long. And windy. Felt like a toddler's attempt at a rollercoaster. Finally wrestle the behemoth of a rig (it's a rental, okay? Don't judge my driving skills) into Site 37. "Sunset View." Lies, all lies. Unless you consider a sliver of rosy light on the horizon 'a view.' Whatever. At least I have power. A small victory in this vast, unforgiving landscape. The RV smells faintly of old dog and desperation. I swear, even the air conditioning feels judgmental.
- 1:30 PM: Attempt to level the RV. This is where I discover I'm mechanically inept. Seriously. I swear, I spent a solid hour wrestling with the leveling blocks, muttering under my breath, feeling the burning, judgmental gaze of the retired couple in the RV next door. Success? Maybe. The fridge door closes without scraping the floor. Good enough. For now.
- 2:30 PM: Grocery run into Escalante. Apparently, the closest decent market is a 20-minute drive. The town looks like an old western movie set, but with more tourists. Bought way too much wine. Already feeling the need.
- 4:00 PM: Quick hike to the Petrified Forest State Park. Pretty cool, ngl. All the petrified wood feels like a giant fossilized finger pointing at my own mortality. Maybe that's the wine talking. The colors are amazing. The sun's brutal.
- 6:00 PM: Cocktail hour (aka: the "I survived another day of RV life" ritual). Attempt to light the barbeque. Fail. Give up and eat a microwaved dinner. Seriously considering investing in a cooking class.
- 8:00 PM: Stargazing. HOLY. CRAP. The stars. They're… unreal. Like someone took a glitter cannon and exploded it across the sky. The milky way is so clear, you can practically scoop it out with a spoon. I sit there, mouth agape, forgetting all about the RV's questionable smells and my complete lack of mechanical aptitude. This is why I came. This…This is the point. Worth it.
Day 2: The Hike That Nearly Broke Me (But Was Worth It)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up feeling like I’ve been sandblasted. Sunburn is a real bitch when you're not used to it. Coffee is essential. The RV's filter is slow. I'm impatient.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast – a sad, solitary egg. Decide on Devil's Garden Loop. Everyone raves about it. Sounds doable.
- 9:00 AM: Arrive at the trailhead. Immediately, I am overwhelmed by the vastness of the landscape. The red rock formations are breathtaking, the canyons…well I can't quite describe them. They’re just…deep. Really deep.
- 9:30 AM - 1:00 PM: The Devil's Garden Loop. This is where things get real. The views are incredible. And the actual hiking? Let’s just say, I underestimate the difficulty. It's hot, dusty, and there is a lot of scrambling over rocks. My shoes are not good. My water bottle runs dry sooner than you think. There's a moment, maybe an hour in, where I'm pretty sure I'm going to die out there. My lungs are burning, the sun is beating down, and I'm starting to hallucinate vaguely threatening squirrels.
- 1:30 PM: Manage to survive. Drag myself back to the car, looking like a sweaty, sunburned, existential crisis. Find an ice cream vendor in the parking lot. Feel a surge of pure, unadulterated joy. Eat two. Don’t care.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the RV. Collapse. I need about three showers and a nap. The RV is still smelly.
- 4:00 PM: Attempt to read. Can’t concentrate. My brain is fried. Stare at the sunset (this time, it's actually pretty decent). Contemplate the meaning of life (again).
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. The microwave is my friend. Drink more wine. Feel better about my survival skills.
Day 3: Scenic Drives and Sad Goodbyes?
- 8:00 AM: Slow start. Coffee. Assess the damage (sunburn, general exhaustion, soul depletion). The RV's smell might be improving?
- 9:00 AM: Scenic drive along the Hole-in-the-Rock Road. It's a dirt road. Very bumpy. My teeth start chattering. The scenery is…well, it’s just more red rock. Different red rock. Still beautiful. Maybe even more beautiful. I'm starting to appreciate the variations.
- 10:00 AM: Stop at an overlook. The views are stunning. Decide that the world is, in fact, pretty amazing.
- 11:00 AM: Drive to the slot canyons near Escalante. The slot canyons…they are claustrophobic. Beautiful, but claustrophobic. I take a few pictures, then feel compelled to leave. Too many tight squeezes for me. Someone is going to get me out of here.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch in the RV. Again. The microwave is truly my friend.
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Final hours in the RV. Sad packing. Contemplating the drive back and the inevitable unpacking, and the return to reality.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Enjoy final happy hour with a view of those sunsets in Canyons of Escalante RV Park.
- 6:00 PM: Drive out.
Final Thoughts:
Canyons of Escalante RV Park? It was a journey. Full of frustrations. But more than that, it was full of moments of pure, unadulterated awe. The kind that makes you forget about the leaky faucets and the questionable air freshener. It's rough around the edges, just like me, and that's exactly what makes it perfect. Would I recommend it? Absolutely. But be warned: Prepare for some bumps, some dust, and a whole lot of soul-searching. And bring plenty of sunscreen. Seriously. You've been warned.
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Escalante's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable RV Park in the Canyons! ...Seriously, Is It *That* Good? Let's Get Real.
Okay, okay... "Unbelievable." Is that just marketing hype or what?
What's the *actual* location like? Pictures, pretty please?
So, about 'perks.' What does this 'amazing' RV park actually offer?
Fire Pits?! Tell me about the campfire situation!
Are pets allowed? Because my fluffy menace needs to come!
Okay okay, I'm sold. What's the catch? What's the downside? Spill the tea!
How do I even book this 'Unbelievable RV Park'? I'm ready!
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