Escape to Heaven: Somsan Cloud Home, Thailand's Hidden Gem
Escape to Heaven: Somsan Cloud Home – Thailand's Secret…and Why You NEED to Know About It (SEO-Optimized Ramblings)
Okay, friends, buckle up, because I just got back from a place that might actually be heaven on Earth. Seriously. Forget those cheesy postcards with the perfect beaches; I’m talking about Escape to Heaven: Somsan Cloud Home in Thailand. And let me tell you, it’s not just a hotel; it's an experience.
Let's get one thing straight: I am not a travel blogger. I'm just a person who loves to eat, sleep, (attempt to) relax, and occasionally stumble upon a spot so incredible I feel compelled to share it with the world. And Somsan Cloud Home? It’s share-worthy. Prepare for a VERY long review… because I have opinions.
First things first: Accessibility - Getting There and Getting Around (and a little bit of a stumble)
Okay, so the website said "easy access." That's marketing speak, people. Not liar speak, but… it's a bit of a journey. The taxi from the airport was fine, but be prepared for windy roads once you leave the main highway. Think gorgeous scenery, but also… motion sickness tablets, just in case.
Real talk: Is it accessible? I’m not a wheelchair user, so I can’t speak directly to that. They do list "Facilities for disabled guests," but I'd recommend calling them directly and specifically checking on room accessibility etc., if you know you will require it. Because you KNOW the last thing you want on your dream trip is to realize the "accessible" room actually needs a mountain climb to reach.
Wheelchair Accessible? Gotta confirm this directly, given that the location is hilly.
Once you’re there, though… (and this is important, people…)
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things that Make a Big Difference
Right, so they nail the basics. Daily housekeeping – fantastic. Laundry service – lifesaver. Luggage storage – crucial when you're trying to cram three weeks of clothes into a carry-on. Concierge – helpful, and not just for recommending the obvious tourist traps. They actually know the good stuff. They also offer Cash withdrawal, just in case you need to grab some dollars for some lovely things, however one thing that drove me crazy was the lack of an ATM, there was one in the village, but I don't know if it was functional.
Food, Glorious Food – Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Personal Heaven)
This is where Somsan Cloud Home really shines. Forget those bland hotel buffets; this place is a foodie's paradise.
- Restaurants: Plural! Several options, each with its own vibe.
- Asian Cuisine in Restaurant: Expect the best Pad Thai you've ever had, and I'm talking, even better than the street vendor!
- International Cuisine in Restaurant: For when you get a craving, you are covered!
- Vegetarian Restaurant: Plenty of options for the plant-based peoples!
- Room Service (24-hour): The holy grail. Because sometimes, you just need a midnight bowl of tom yum soup while binge-watching Netflix (on their lightning-fast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, by the way).
- Breakfast [Buffet] & Breakfast Service & Asian Breakfast & Western Breakfast: The breakfasts are legendary. We're talking fresh fruit, local pastries, and enough coffee to fuel a small army. I also enjoyed the Breakfast in room one day when I just could not get myself out of bed.
- Poolside Bar & Bar & Happy hour: Yes, yes, and YES. Cocktails by the pool? Check. The prices are great too!
- A la carte in restaurant: I'm always a fan of a menu that has options.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant & Coffee shop: Essential!
- Snack bar & Bottle of water: Grab a snack and water with you, and keep going!
- Poolside Bar: The best.
Okay, let's talk about the food experience I had One morning, I decided to try the Breakfast takeaway service because I had a big trip planned that day. I ordered the takeaway the night before, and they delivered it perfectly on time. As I was about to leave, a local Thai woman, also staying at the hotel, was having breakfast, and she had a plate absolutely stacked with food. On instinct, I sat down. I was immediately offered food, and it was fantastic! I would give this hotel a 5+ rating for this experience.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Hello, Spa Day!)
This is where the "Escape to Heaven" part really kicks in.
- Swimming Pool & Swimming pool [outdoor] & Pool with view: The infinity pool… honestly, it's unreal. The view is breathtaking. I could have happily spent the entire week just floating there, contemplating my life.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna & Steamroom: You can't go wrong with these choices, especially on a rainy day!
- Foot bath: A very nice touch.
- Body scrub & Body wrap & Massage: The spa treatments… oh. My. Goodness. Absolutely heavenly. Book the full package, you won't regret it. I personally spent 3 full days in the Spa.
- Fitness center & Gym/fitness: Not a gym rat, but they had a good one for those who care!
- Happy Hour: Because who doesn't love a cocktail after a hard day of… relaxing?
Cleanliness and Safety (These Guys REALLY Care)
This is crucial, especially these days.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Rooms sanitized between stays: They take their hygiene seriously. Seriously.
- Individually-wrapped food options and Safe dining setup: Made me feel very secure.
- CCTV in common areas & CCTV outside property & Security [24-hour]: Security features are great, you won't have to think twice!
- Fire extinguisher & Smoke alarms: Excellent additions!
So… Rooms are very clean. I've stayed in places where I felt like I needed to bleach my eyeballs after entering. This place is spotless. You can tell they really care about your comfort and well-being.
Oh, and they offer Room sanitization opt-out available. Nice touch for those who have any concerns.
Rooms - Your Personal Sanctuary (And Why I Didn't Want to Leave)
- Available in all rooms: All amenities you would expect!
- Air conditioning & Air conditioning in public area: Necessary!
- Additional toilet: Always a plus.
- Alarm clock & Bathroom phone & Bathtub & Bathrobes & Blackout curtains & Carpeting & Closet & Coffee/tea maker & Complimentary tea & Daily housekeeping & Desk & Extra long bed & Free bottled water & Hair dryer & High floor & In-room safe box & Interconnecting room(s) available & Internet access – LAN & Internet access – wireless & Ironing facilities & Laptop workspace & Linens & Mini bar & Mirror & Non-smoking & On-demand movies & Private bathroom & Reading light & Refrigerator & Satellite/cable channels & Scale & Seating area & Separate shower/bathtub & Shower & Slippers & Smoke detector & Socket near the bed & Sofa & Soundproofing & Telephone & Toiletries & Towels & Umbrella & Visual alarm & Wake-up service & Wi-Fi [free] & Window that opens: The rooms are gorgeous. Seriously. The bed? Cloud-like. The view? Staggering. The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!? Crucial for my social media addiction. Everything you need is right there; no detail is overlooked.
So, the downside? (Because nobody is perfect). Honestly, there wasn't a huge downside. The prices are a little on the higher side, but considering the level of luxury and service, it’s worth it. And again, the accessibility issue? Needs clarifying.
For the Kids - Babysitting service, Family/child friendly & Kids facilities & Kids meal:
I don't have kids, but I saw plenty of families having a blast. They have a Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities and Kids meal.
For the Extra Special Occasions:
- Couple's room & Proposal spot & Room decorations: Romantic options are plentiful.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events & Indoor venue for special events & Outdoor venue for special events & Meetings & Meeting/banquet facilities & On-site event hosting & Seminars & Wi-Fi for special events: If you are planning something special, you can rest assured that Somsan Cloud Home is going to make it happen.
- Shrine: A nice touch for those looking for connection.
The Verdict: Book It. Now.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a mess of a trip to Somsanบ้านบนเมฆโฮมสเตย์หัวข่วง, Phrae, Thailand. Consider this less an itinerary and more of a mental vomit of what might happen, sprinkled with a healthy dose of "me" and a whole lot of "who knows?!"
The "Pre-Trip Panic Attack" Phase (aka - The Planning That Never Really Happened)
- Week Before: Okay, so I sort of booked the flights. Emphasis on "sort of." Still trying to figure out if my passport is actually valid. Praying to the travel gods (and Google) that it is. Also, I've watched approximately 37 YouTube videos about Thailand. I feel like I know everything, except the actual practical stuff, like how to order breakfast in Thai.
- Days Before: Pack. This is the moment I realize I own approximately 10% of the necessary clothes and about 90% of the "what ifs" - "What if it rains?" "What if I need a ball gown?" "What if I end up on a reality show?" (Spoiler alert: I probably need the ball gown.) My packing style? Cram, hope, and a prayer. Definitely forgetting something crucial. Probably my toothbrush.
Day 1: Arrival and Initial Enthusiasm (Followed by Questionable Life Choices)
- Morning: Flight from wherever (probably a delayed one). The usual airport chaos. Trying to look cool and travel-savvy while simultaneously inwardly panicking about everything.
- Afternoon: Arrive in Phrae. Okay, wow. Pretty sure I'm in a postcard. Breath taken. Transport to Somsanบ้านบนเมฆโฮมสเตย์หัวข่วง. The drive is a blur of lush green and, I’m not gonna lie, mild terror at the driving style. But oh my god, the air! It smells like… well, it smells like Thailand. And that, friends, is a good thing.
- Late Afternoon: Check in. Somsanบ้านบนเมฆ? More like "SomsanHeavenAboveTheClouds"! (I'm already working on the poetry.) The view? Unbelievable. The homestay? Cozy, charming, and I'm already plotting my escape. Just kidding! (Mostly).
- Evening: Wandering around, getting hopelessly lost (in a good way). That first Pad Thai from the street vendor? Life-changing. Seriously. Never tasted anything so perfect. Proceeding to probably overeat and then regret everything. Sleep. Dreams of elephants and delicious street food.
Day 2: Bamboo Rafting, and the Near Demise of My iPhone (And My Sanity)
- Morning: Waking up to the sunrise. Taking photos. So many photos. Posting them immediately to Instagram, because obviously.
- Mid-Morning: The infamous bamboo rafting excursion. Sounds idyllic, right? Well, it was… until my overly enthusiastic self nearly tipped the entire raft over in a moment of "I can do this!" showmanship. Turns out, bamboo rafting is harder than it looks. Also, almost dropped my phone in the river. My heart rate? Definitely exceeded my maximum.
- Afternoon: Recover from the rafting near-death experience. (Seriously, the water was cold). Exploring the local market. Trying to haggle (badly). Buying something I don't need but will probably love forever.
- Evening: Stargazing from the homestay. The sky is insane. The silence? Even better. Drinking a local beer (or three). Contemplating life, the universe, and whether or not I should buy that elephant-print pants. (Spoiler: I did).
Day 3: Deep Dive into Culture (and Possibly, My Wallet)
- Morning: Visit a temple. Attempt to be respectful and discreet (keyword: attempt). Realizing I’m woefully underdressed and probably breaking every unspoken rule of temple etiquette. Pray for forgiveness.
- Afternoon: Cooking class. Oh boy. Prepare for kitchen chaos. Probably burning something. Hopefully getting the proper spices for what I ate on the first day. This should be a learning experience… or a disaster. Either way, great stories.
- Evening: Enjoying the fruits of my labor (hopefully edible). Chatting with the locals. Trying to communicate using a combination of half-baked Thai, frantic hand gestures, and sheer will. Laughing a lot. Feeling a profound sense of connection (and probably a bit tipsy).
Day 4: The "I'm Never Leaving" Phase (Followed by More Questionable Life Choices)
- Morning: Maybe a hike? A gentle stroll? Whatever activity that doesn't involve a near-death experience. Perhaps a visit to a coffee plantation, getting even more photos.
- Afternoon: This is it. The "day off" from my own itinerary. A bit of "me time." Maybe grab a massage. Or just stare at the view for hours. Reaching out to my loved ones to tell them I'm going to stay forever.
- Evening: More street food. More conversations. More laughter. Realizing I have completely lost track of time. Decide I'm definitely staying a little longer.
Day 5: Departure (And the inevitable post-trip sadness)
- Morning: Squeezing in the last moments. Saying goodbye to the homestay and the people. Trying not to cry. Failing. Vowing to return.
- Afternoon: Head back to the "real" world. Reflecting on the experience. Already planning my next trip. This is how it starts, right?
- Evening: Jet lag. Realizing I forgot to buy a decent present for anyone. Scrolling through all the photos. Smiling like an idiot. And already missing Thailand.
Important Disclaimers (Because Let's Be Honest):
- This is not a rigid schedule. It's more of a suggestion, a rough draft, a guideline that will probably be completely ignored.
- I'm prone to spontaneous decisions, map-reading mishaps, and general clumsiness. Embrace the chaos.
- Expect typos, grammatical errors, and moments of excessive enthusiasm.
- I might fall in love with a stray cat. Don't judge me.
- Most importantly: Be open to changing your plans.
And that, my friends, is my half-baked, probably-won't-happen-exactly-like-this itinerary. Ready or not, here I come, Somsanบ้านบนเมฆโฮมสเตย์หัวข่วง, Phrae, Thailand! Let the adventure (and the inevitable disasters) begin!
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Escape to Heaven: Somsan Cloud Home - The *Really* Real FAQ
Okay, so that "Heaven" bit? A bit much. But...
The good news is, it's ridiculously beautiful. Picture this. You wake up, and you can barely tell where the sky ends and the mountains begin. They got me. They totally got me.
Getting there is... an adventure. Seriously. I was convinced my little rental car was going to fall off the mountain. It's a narrow track, and everything's starting to feel like a cartoon. But...
The scenery is incredible. Embrace the journey, pack some snacks, and don’t forget to give yourself plenty of time. Driving in Thailand? It's an experience. Consider a car transfer from the staff. Trust me.
It's a blend. Romantic? Absolutely. I saw a couple having the most adorable picnic on their balcony, gazing at the clouds. Family-friendly? Sure, but with a caveat: there's not a ton of "kid stuff." More suited for slightly older kids who appreciate nature. Instagram influencers? They're there, naturally. You can't escape them these days. But the good thing about Somsan is that it's remote enough that you don't feel like you're constantly dodging selfie sticks. It feels more genuinely relaxed than staged. Mostly. Probably. Okay, there were a few people taking *a lot* of pictures.
The food is... delicious. And authentic. And a bit spicy, which is a *good* thing for me (but if you prefer bland, maybe specify that when ordering!). They use fresh, local ingredients – you can taste the difference. Breakfasts were especially wonderful. I may have ordered the same dish twice just because it was so good. I have a rule about trying new food. And I did. And I loved it.
Yes, the cabins are dreamy! They’re these adorable wooden structures. Cozy is the word. Rustic, but clean. Bug situation? Well, you're in nature, so yes, there *will* be bugs. Mostly harmless ones. They provide mosquito nets, which is a good sign! So just embrace it.
Okay, you *could* just sit around and stare at the clouds. And I highly recommend doing that. But if you're antsy, there are some hiking trails around. They're not super strenuous, but they offer amazing views. Prepare yourself to relax! Bring a book. Maybe learn some basic Thai phrases. Just be prepared to *slow down*. That's kind of the point of the place.
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