**Saint Paul Hotel: Your Unforgettable Minnesota Getaway Awaits!**
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the Saint Paul Hotel: Your Unforgettable Minnesota Getaway Awaits! – and I'm gonna be honest, I'm already picturing myself in that bathtub with the… ahem …separate shower…
Forget Perfection, Let's Get Real: This isn't going to be some sterile, regurgitated brochure copy. I’m gonna tell you what I think, even if it means pulling back the curtain a bit. We're talking real-life impressions, quirks, and maybe a bit of a rambling… because that’s just how… ahem… how I operate.
Accessibility? Check & Double-Check (Mostly!)
Right, so accessibility. It’s a huge deal, and a well-run hotel gets that. "Saint Paul Hotel" claims to be on it. Now, let me preface this with a HUGE caveat: I haven't personally been through this hotel with a wheelchair. But, the listing says "Facilities for disabled guests" which, fingers crossed, means they're considering ramps, accessible rooms, and the like. The elevator is a MUST.
Website tells us what we know, but what about the soul? We’ll figure it out.
The Spa Scene: Ah, Bliss (Maybe… or Maybe My Expectations Are Too High)
Okay, the spa situation is key. This is a getaway, right? And the description promises:
- Spa: (Yes, please!)
- Sauna: (I’m already imagining myself melting into a puddle of relaxation)
- Steamroom: (Ooh, fancy!)
- Body Scrub/Wrap: (Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!)
- Massage: (You had me at "massage".)
- Foot Bath: (OMG, my feet are screaming for this. Seriously, after that last hike…)
Here's the REAL question: Is the Spa actually good? I’m looking for a sanctuary, not a glorified locker room with a masseuse who’s clearly just going through the motions. I want ambiance, maybe a subtle fragrance, and a masseuse who knows where my stress lives. (It's in my shoulders, FYI.) I have yet to find one!
Fitness Frenzy or Sofa Surfing?
Okay, the hotel claims a "Fitness Center." I’m a bit of a fitness ambivalent person. I love the idea of working out, but my enthusiasm wavers dramatically once I actually, you know, have to do it. But for those of you… ahem… healthier types, there’s a Gym/fitness… shrugs…
Pool with a View? Intriguing.
- Swimming pool
- Swimming pool [outdoor]
- Poolside bar (!!!)
This… is interesting. A pool with a view has the potential to be pure magic. Picture this: sun setting, a perfectly mixed cocktail from the poolside bar, and… (ok, let’s not get carried away). But the question is: Is it a beautiful view? Is it the kind of pool you want to spend hours lounging by, or is it a glorified kiddie pool?
Cleanliness & Safety: Living (and Sleeping) in a Germaphobe's Dream (Maybe)
Okay, let’s get down to brass tacks. We're living in a post-COVID world, and cleanliness is paramount. Saint Paul Hotel seems to be taking it seriously.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: (Good. REALLY good.)
- Daily disinfection in common areas: (Essential!)
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: (Excellent!)
- Rooms sanitized between stays: (Thank you, universe!)
- Staff trained in safety protocol: (Phew!)
- Hand sanitizer: (Everywhere I hope!)
The food, the food, the Glorious, Glorious Food
I live for food. And the hotel lists:
- Restaurants
- Bar.
- Coffee Shop.
- Breakfast [buffet]
- Breakfast in room
- Room service [24-hour]
- A la carte in restaurant
- Alternative meal arrangement
- Asian cuisine in restaurant
- Coffee/tea in restaurant
- Desserts in restaurant
- Happy hour
- International cuisine in restaurant
- Poolside bar
- Salad in restaurant
- Snack bar
- Soup in restaurant
- Vegetarian restaurant
- Western breakfast
- Western cuisine in restaurant
Here’s what I want to know: Is the food actually good? Are the restaurants worth the visit? Or is it the standard, overpriced hotel fare? The "Happy Hour" is a MUST-KNOW detail.
Rooms that (Hopefully) Feel Like Home… Away From Home
The in-room amenities list is long. Let's do a quick run-down, starting with the basics:
- Air conditioning in public area, and room: (THANK GOD.)
- Alarm clock (…do people still use these?)
- Bathrobes (Yes! Luxurious bathrobe life!)
- Bathroom phone (…what is this, the 80s?)
- Bathtub (Essential!)
- Blackout curtains (Sleep is sacred!)
- Coffee/tea maker: (Important!)
- Complimentary tea: (Nice touch)
- Daily housekeeping (Hallelujah!)
- Desk (For those who must work. Sigh)
- Hair dryer (Crucial for my hair!)
- In-room safe box (Safety first, people!)
- Internet access – wireless, Lan (Worthy)
- Ironing facilities (Always a good addition)
- Laptop workspace (Ugh, more work. Though good for travel.)
- Mini bar (temptation!)
- Non-smoking (THANK YOU)
- Private bathroom (…duh?)
- Reading light (Great for bedtime reading!)
- Refrigerator (Handy!)
- Satellite/cable channels (scroll scroll… )
- Seating area (important)
- Separate shower/bathtub (YES! I'm calling it now, the separate shower/bathtub is key!)
- Slippers (comfy)
- Smoke detector (Always a MUST)
- Sofa (For lounging!)
- Telephone (…I mostly use my phone for photos, but ok)
- Toiletries (Free stuff is amazing!)
- Towels (…please be good!)
- Wake-up service (for those who don't use an alarm clock)
- Wi-Fi [free] (essential!)
The Quirks & Conveniences: The Small Details that Matter
Okay, let’s see what else the hotel offers:
- Air Conditioned
- Airport transfer (Handy!)
- Babysitting service (For the parents among us!)
- Bar.
- Bicycle parking (Sweet!)
- Business facilities (blah)
- Cash withdrawal (always useful)
- CCTV in common areas/outside property (Safety, safety, safety)
- Check-in/out [express/private] (less waiting, more relaxing!)
- Concierge (Good for travel planning)
- Couple's room (Cute!)
- Currency exchange (Useful!)
- Daily housekeeping (THANK GOODNESS.)
- Doorman (fancy!)
- Dry cleaning/Ironing service/Laundry service (Necessary)
- Elevator
- Exterior corridor (shrugs depending on the room)
- Family/child friendly/Kids meal (Good to know)
- Fire extinguisher
- Front desk [24-hour] (Always important!)
- Gift/souvenir shop (Good for souvenirs!)
- Hotel chain (Can be comforting)
- Indoor/Outdoor venue for special events (Always cool)
- Invoice provided (Nice for business trips)
- Ironing service (good!)
- Luggage storage (essential)
- Meeting/banquet facilities/Meetings/Meeting stationery/Seminars (boring)
- Non-smoking rooms (Thank God)
- On-site event hosting (Intriguing!)
- Parking (Free of charge!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously organized travel itinerary. This is a chaotic, caffeine-fueled, potentially slightly embarrassing account of my stay at The Saint Paul Hotel. And believe me, it's going to be… something.
The Saint Paul Hotel: My Unfiltered Diary
Day 1: Arrival, and the First Sip of Expensive Coffee
- 1:00 PM: Plane lands. MSP! Ugh, airports. Always the same stale air and the collective anxiety of a thousand delayed flights. I've already got a crick in my neck from trying to sleep upright. I'm pretty sure the guy next to me snorted in his sleep. Charming.
- 2:00 PM: Taxi to St. Paul Hotel: Smooth ride, thankfully. I’m already fantasizing about a hot shower to scrub off the airport grime. And maybe a stiff drink. Or two. I'm feeling particularly brittle after that flight.
- 2:30 PM: Check-In – Expectations vs. Reality: The lobby. OMG. Polished marble, a grand piano (unused, I'm guessing), and that "old money" smell that's a combination of fresh flowers and slightly stale history. I was expecting impeccable service, and I got it. But… I felt a little… out of place. Like a slightly rumpled backpacker who accidentally wandered into a debutante ball.
- 3:00 PM: The Room Reveal & Initial Panic: Ooh, the room! King-sized bed (yay!), a tiny desk (boo!), and a view… of a brick wall. Well, that's… inspiring. Okay, deep breaths. It's clean, it's quiet, it's not a hostel. Small victories. But there are way too many pillows. Seriously, who needs five pillows? I am thinking of calling room service immediately to order a pillow-removal service.
- 3:30 PM – 4:00 PM: The Coffee Debacle. The hotel cafe. Okay, okay, okay. Let's just say I ordered a "cappuccino" and received a lukewarm, artfully-designed latte that cost more than my entire lunch budget. I felt like a pretentious fool, sipping it and pretending to appreciate the foam art. Never again will I order coffee with the word "artistic" in the description.
- 4:00 PM – 6:00 PM: Exploring the Hotel & Initial Disappointment: I wandered around. And wandered. The hotel itself is gorgeous, don't misunderstand me. The ballroom – majestic! The hallways – elegant! But… I got lost. Repeatedly. Maybe a map would have helped, but I felt defeated and I had a sudden flash of agoraphobia and decided to spend the rest of this part of the day in the room.
- 7:00 PM – 8:30 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant (M Street Kitchen): The food was AMAZING. Honestly, I could write a whole separate essay about the gnocchi. Divine. The service was impeccable, the wine list intimidating. But the price tag? Ouch. My wallet whimpered. "Next time," I told myself, "we're hitting a diner."
- 9:00 PM: A Quiet Nightcap (Attempted): Back to the room, determined to relax. Ordered a boring gin and tonic from room service (because I'm apparently incapable of making simple decisions after a long day). Spent an hour wrestling with the TV remote and finally gave up. Staring at the brick wall. Contemplated ordering all the pillows removed. Drank the G&T. Decided the pillows weren't so bad after all.
- 10:00 PM: A quick shower. Then bed.
Day 2: History, Hangovers, and Holy Cow, More Coffee!
- 8:00 AM: Wake-up call. Ugh. And breakfast. I forced myself out of bed. The view of the brick wall was still… there. Breakfast: buffet of epic proportions. I ate way more pastries than I should have (regret sets in later). Coffee, again. This time, I stuck to plain black. Smart move, past me.
- 9:00 AM: A trip to the state capitol..: The Minnesota State Capitol building is absolutely gorgeous. I learned a little and got lost in the sheer enormity of the thing. It was an interesting experience.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch somewhere. (I have to check. I'm actually not sure where I ate)* Probably a sandwich somewhere. Or maybe I bought a hotdog from a street vendor? I really can't be sure. The details are blurry.
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Cathedral of Saint Paul: Okay, I'm going to be honest. I got lost again trying to find The Cathedral. I'm blaming the map. Eventually I made it AND WOW. The Cathedral of Saint Paul, St. Paul, Minnesota, is the most beautiful cathedral I've ever seen. Truly. Seriously, it's awe-inspiring. The light, the architecture, the sheer scale… I spent over an hour wandering around, just looking. Not just looking at the stained glass, or the intricate carvings, or even the incredible details. Seriously, if you ever have the chance, go. Just go. And take your time.
- 5:00 PM – 6:00 PM: Back to the hotel, room for… contemplation. The hotel. Again. I just went back to decompress. I decided to get some room service. I actually didn't order the pillows taken away.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner: I'm thinking I'll find a cheap, greasy spoon this time. I will.
- 9:00 PM: The best decision I made all day: Going to bed early.
Day 3: Departure & Existential Dread
- 7:00 AM: Wake up call. Ugh. Pack.
- 8:00 AM: Final breakfast buffet. Last chance to gorge yourself on pastries.
- 9:00 AM: Check out. Attempted a charming farewell to the reception.
- Taxi to the airport.
- Flight home.
- Reflections: As the plane ascended, I reflected on my stay. Did I enjoy it? Parts of it. I felt a bit like a fish out of water in the high end setting. I got lost. I loved The Cathedral. The worst part? Those pillows. Still too many pillows.
- Overall rating: 7/10 would return (with a better map, and a lower coffee budget).
Saint Paul Hotel: The Questions You *Actually* Want Answered (and My Rambling Opinions)
Okay, So, Is This Place ACTUALLY Fancy? Like, Do I Need to Dust Off My Grandma's Pearls?
Alright, let's get real. Yes, the Saint Paul Hotel is fancy. Think 'Old Hollywood Glamour' meets 'Minnesota Nice'. You can absolutely get away with wearing jeans, especially in the lobby (people actually *live* there at times, in a way that makes me deeply jealous), but you'll feel a little underdressed. I showed up once in a slightly-stained band t-shirt (don't judge, it was a long drive) and I felt like a total swamp creature. I'd lean towards at least decent dress casual. A little effort goes a LONG way here. Trust me, I've learned the hard way.
It's the kind of place where you can actually feel a small thrill when you finally give in and use the tiny little soaps? And the towels...oh, the towels! Like hugging *clouds*. I swear they use some kind of witchcraft. So, yes, polish up a little. It's worth it.
The Rooms – Are They Actually Worth the Hype (and the Price Tag)?
Ugh, the rooms. Okay, let's be honest, the price tag is... ambitious. But yes, the rooms are largely worth it. I've had both 'meh' rooms and rooms that made me consider quitting my job and just moving in. It's a gamble, folks. But a *mostly* good gamble.
The beds? Heavenly. Like sinking into a marshmallow, but a REALLY supportive marshmallow. The details are where they get you: fresh flowers, plush robes, that ridiculous-but-amazing coffee machine that makes you feel like you're James Bond. One time, I was in a room with a fireplace (a real one, not one of those electric fakes!). I spent an entire afternoon curled up on the sofa, ignoring emails and the world, just watching the flames. Best. Afternoon. Ever. And honestly, that peace is worth a lot right now.
Okay, the imperfections: sometimes the air conditioning can be a little wonky. And one time... ONE TIME... I swear I heard a ghost. But hey, it's an old hotel, right? Character! (And maybe a slightly creepy-cool experience to tell everyone...)
Breakfast – Is the Food Actually Good? I'm A Big Eater.
Okay, food. This is where my love/hate relationship with the Saint Paul Hotel hits its peak. The breakfast at the restaurant is... *expensive*. There's no getting around that. Like "gulp" expensive. But the food? It's usually *very* good. Solid good. Not mind-blowing, Michelin-star good. But consistently good. The omelets are fluffy, the pastries *almost* melt in your mouth, and the coffee? Strong enough to wake the dead (which, you know, could be a problem in an old hotel...).
Here's my pro-tip: Go for the buffet if you're a big eater. Load up on the deliciousness and make your money's worth. I did this one time, and I think I single-handedly lowered the hotel's banana supply. No regrets. Zero.
But, and here's the rub: sometimes, it can be a *little* stuffy. Sometimes you don't want a super formal presentation and you simply want some great eggs... with a side of pancakes. I once overheard a pretentious argument involving the proper way to pronounce "béarnaise." Seriously. But hey, food is serious business, especially when you pay a premium.
What About the Service? Is it Actually *Good* Good, or Just "Polite" Good?
The service? Usually *stellar*. This is where the Saint Paul Hotel truly shines. The staff is genuinely friendly and helpful. They're not just going through the motions; they seem to actually enjoy their jobs. I mean, I've seen them deal with some truly obnoxious guests with a degree of grace that would make a saint blush.
I once completely locked myself out of my room (classic me). I was mortified. I rushed to the front desk looking even more disheveled than usual. The staff? They were so nice, so understanding, so NOT judging me. They got everything sorted out in a flash, and even offered me a complimentary drink while I waited. Heroic. Honestly, it's the service that really makes the experience.
Is There a Pool? And What About the Gym?
Okay, the pool situation is a bit of a letdown. No pool. Which, for a hotel of this caliber, is surprising. I mean, sometimes, a girl just wants to splash around. But no.
The gym, however, is decent. It's not enormous, but it has the basics: treadmills, some weights, and enough to get a decent workout. Again, nothing to write home about, but it's there if you need it.
Location, Location, Location! What's Around the Hotel?
The location is fantastic! You are right in the heart of downtown St. Paul. Walking distance to Rice Park (beautiful!), the Ordway Center for the Performing Arts (catch a show!), and plenty of great restaurants and bars. You're also a short drive away from the Xcel Energy Center (Go Wild!), and the Science Museum of Minnesota (nerd alert!).
It’s super easy to wander around, explore various shops, and grab a bite to eat. I would say the best part is that the hotel itself is quiet and elegant while the busy life is close by. If you are a local, it's a perfect staycation, or if you are travelling, you have a lot to discover!
BUT, be prepared for the realities of downtown. Sometimes things get a little… lively. Noise can travel, especially on weekends. If you're a light sleeper, request a room away from the street or bring earplugs. But honestly, the trade-off - the convenience and the buzz - is usually worth it.
The Bar - Tell Me All About the Bar!
Oh, the bar! This is a major highlight. The bar is classic, cozy, and they make a *mean* cocktail. Like, seriously, the bartenders know their stuff. It's a perfect spot to start your evening, or to wind down after a long day. They have those little bowls of bar mix that are dangerously addictive. Seriously, I've eaten my weight in those things after a couple of martinis.
The atmosphere is what gets to me. It's sophisticated without being pretentious. You can actually have a conversation withoutHotel Price Compare
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