Escape to Paradise: Lavendish Country Resort, Sigiriya
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into a review of Escape to Paradise: Lavendish Country Resort, Sigiriya. Forget those sterile, boring hotel reviews – this is gonna be real. Prepare for a bumpy ride, because, let's be honest, perfection is boring. And let's also preface that by saying I'm not sure who this "target audience" is, but I'll just assume it's anyone who likes a bit of sunshine and a hell of a good time.
Right, let's get messy!
First Impressions: Paradise Found? (Maybe… and That's Okay!)
So, driving up… Sigiriya itself is already breathtaking. The rock! The air! The sheer wonder of it all. And the Lavendish? Well, it looks the part. Lush greenery, a promise of tranquility… the usual suspects for a luxury resort. The exterior corridors? Honestly, I'm not a fan. But let's be real, who spends their time gazing at a hallway anyway?
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (Like Most Things in Life).
- Wheelchair Accessible: Okay, I didn’t specifically need this, but I did some digging. There’s definitely potential, but details are thin. Elevators exist! (Thank goodness). The website mentions facilities for disabled guests, so… cautiously optimistic. More info would be fantastic, folks!
- Getting Around: Got to the property without an issue. Airport transfer? Tick. Free car park? Big tick! Bicycle parking? Alright! Car power charging station? Fancy!.
Cleanliness & Safety: The Covid-19 Tango
Listen, in the current climate, this is HUGE. And Lavendish seems to get it. They've got the checklist nailed: Hand sanitizer everywhere, staff in masks, professional grade cleaning (I peeked, all good), and what seemed like anti-viral products. Room sanitization opt-out? Smart. Physical distancing actually being enforced, not just a flimsy suggestion? Double smart. Individually-wrapped food options, that's comforting. I walked away feeling relatively safe.
The Room: My Private Sanctuary (with a Few Quirks)
Okay, the room itself… let's be honest, it's the heart of the stay! The Air conditioning was a lifesaver. The Bed was huge, the Linens were fresh. I loved the Blackout curtains—sleeeeeep. The Free Wi-Fi worked like a charm. This is a big win, because, you know, gotta stay connected, even in paradise.
- What stood out? The complimentary tea and coffee maker. Small things, HUGE impact. I may or may not have become addicted to making early morning tea.
- What could be better? The lack of USB ports!! Seriously, in 2024, it is the absolute bare minimum.
The Bathroom? It wasn't the most modern, but hey, the shower worked, the towels were fluffy.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Belly Laughs & Blissful Bites
Okay, this is where things get interesting. Let me be clear, the food itself was generally fantastic!
- Breakfast: This is where the magic happened. They've got Asian breakfast and Western breakfast. I usually skipped the buffet, and the in-room breakfast option was the best. Delivered right to my door, and I could enjoy it in my PJs without having to encounter ANYONE!
But the best, best part? The Poolside bar. Seriously, the view. The staff were lovely, the cocktails strong, and the atmosphere… divine. Happy hour? You betcha. Coffee shop was also good for a quick pick-me-up. Desserts in the restaurant? Okay, that’s where I almost lost all decorum.
Anecdote: I ordered the "local fruit platter" at the pool, and the sheer explosion of flavors made my eyes water. I swear, the mango could cure any ailment.
Not so good? Service speed. Stuff happens, especially when it gets busy. And one time, I asked for a salad with my cocktail and it took about one hour - not ideal!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: From Bliss to… More Bliss!
- Swimming pool: Yup, and it’s a stunner, especially the one with a view!
- Spa: Oh, the spa. This is where things went from excellent to epic. I got a massage, and I swear, I melted into the table. The Sauna and Steamroom after? Heaven.
- Fitness Center: I barely looked at this, because, let's be honest, I was on vacation. But it existed, and that’s something.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things
- Concierge: Helpful, gracious, and efficient. A major help!
- Daily housekeeping: The rooms remained immaculate!
- Laundry service: Was a lifesaver after hiking in the mud!
For the Kids: Family-Friendliness Factor
I didn't travel with kids, but there were families there. The presence of Babysitting service and Kids meal definitely suggests the resort is family-friendly.
Overall Vibe: Paradise… with a Twist
Escape to Paradise: Lavendish Country Resort is a solid choice. It's not perfect, but where is? It's got enough going for it to be a relaxing base.
Here's my big takeaway: it's a place where you can really unwind.
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- Foodie Paradise: From local delicacies to international favorites, your taste buds are in for a treat. Imagine waking up to a fresh fruit platter by the pool and indulging in a perfect breakfast.
- Breathtaking Views: Wake up. Look around. You'll see… the view… I can't put into words how lovely it is.
- Peace of Mind: Free Wifi so you stay connected, and all the best safety measures in case you need them - but we're assuming you won't.
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Jermun Nutinamu Pension: Gapyeong's BEST Kept Secret (Unbelievable Views!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glorious, slightly-chaotic, and utterly unforgettable experience that was my stay at the Lavendish Country Resort in Sigiriya, Sri Lanka. This ain't your rigid, perfectly-polished travel brochure. This is the real deal, warts and all.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Mango Meltdown (Literally)
- Morning (or what I thought was morning - jet lag is a cruel mistress): Arrive at Bandaranayake International Airport (CMB). Whew. After the 14-hour haul from… well, let's just say "a place far, far away" – my eyeballs were about to fall out. The airport itself was charmingly chaotic, a symphony of Sri Lankan warmth and a healthy dose of "everything's on island time." Found my pre-booked transfer (phew!), a driver named Raj who looked like he'd seen a thing or two. He probably had. Sri Lanka is a feast for the senses from the get go, all of it's vibrant colors, loud horns, but still a relaxing environment.
- Afternoon (and the Mango Crisis): The drive to Sigiriya was…well, let's call it an adventure in patience. Seriously, the roads are a winding beast. But the scenery! Lush green, vibrant rice paddies, and the occasional cheeky monkey giving you the stinkeye from a mango tree. Speaking of mangoes…
- The Mango Meltdown. We got to the Lavendish, which, I have to say, is a beautiful place. The pool looked divine, the villas were charming, and I was ready to collapse. I sat down in the restaurant, ordered a mango smoothie, and BAM. The roof of my mouth erupted in an itchy inferno. Apparently, I have a mango allergy I never knew about. Cue the hives, the panicked scratching, and the flailing apologies to the incredibly patient staff. Lesson learned: Always test the local fruit before you go full-throttle.
- Evening: Okay, so after a dose of Benadryl and a whole lot of embarrassed giggling (on both my part and the staff's), I finally calmed down. Dinner was delicious (thank GOD it didn’t involve mangoes), and the sounds of the jungle around the resort lulled me into a surprisingly deep sleep. Sleep is very important after going through a allergic reaction
- Quirky observation: The way the geckos scurry across the walls in the bungalows – they're like tiny, lightning-fast, slightly judgemental lizards. They just watch you.
Day 2: Lion Rock, Lunch Lament, and the Pursuit of Peace
- Morning: The Lion Rock climb. Now, the hype is REAL. Sigiriya Rock Fortress is an unbelievable feat of engineering. The sheer scale of it took my breath away. The steps? Not so much. It's a serious workout. Halfway up, I was questioning every life choice that led me to that moment. But the views! Oh, the views! That sweeping panorama, the jungle stretching for miles, the feeling of standing on top of a freaking lion's head. Pure, unadulterated magic.
- Afternoon (The Lunch Lament): Lunch. I will openly admit, I didn't find the best lunch. The restaurant we stumbled into was…not my favourite. Service was slow, the food was okay at best, and the entire experience left me feeling a little deflated after the high of the Lion Rock. Lesson learned: do more research on local haunts!
- Evening (The Pursuit of Peace): Back at the Lavendish, I decided I needed to get my zen back after that lunch. I spent some time by the pool, reading and just listening. The birds, the rustle of leaves, the gentle hum of the resort. It was a much needed respite from the day's slight disappointments.
- Emotional Reaction: The Lion Rock experience? Pure joy. The lunch? Minor despair. The pool? Pure, unadulterated bliss. See, this is what I was hoping for.
Day 3: The Elephant Encounter (and a Little Bit of Melodrama)
- Morning: I'd booked an elephant safari for this morning. This time, I actually did some research, and the company was really committed to ethical tourism. Watching these magnificent creatures in their natural habitat was humbling and beautiful. The gentle giants up close, interacting, and taking a bath in the river…it was something that will stay with me forever.
- Doubling Down: We spent ages just watching the elephants. I would gladly have spent the whole day with them. I became a total puddle of sentimental goo. It was like watching a movie.
- Afternoon: Back at the Lavendish, I was still slightly overwhelmed by the elephant experience. I decided to treat myself to a massage.
- Emotional Reaction: After the Elephant Encounter, I was full of wonder and gratitude. The massage was the perfect way to unwind.
- Evening: Dinner was a feast of local delicacies. The chef at the Lavendish truly outdid himself. The food was incredible, and the service was impeccable.
Day 4: Departure (and a Tear or Two)
- Morning: One last leisurely breakfast, a final dip in the pool, and one last look at the jungle. It was time to say goodbye. Saying goodbye is always hard.
- Afternoon: Back to the airport, a bit of a tear in my eye, and already dreaming of my return.
- Final Thoughts: Lavendish Country Resort, Sigiriya, Sri Lanka. It wasn't perfect, but that's what made it real. The mango incident, the rollercoaster of emotions, the incredible beauty of the place… It's an adventure I'll cherish forever. Go. Just go. And don't be afraid to embrace the mess. You might just find your own little slice of paradise.
Escape to Paradise: Lavendish Country Resort - The Honest FAQs (Prepare Yourself!)
So, is "Escape to Paradise" actually...paradise?
Alright, let's be real. Paradise is a subjective term, right? Like, for some, it's a beach with endless cocktails. For me? It's a place where I don't have to check emails and can eat as much jackfruit curry as legally allowed. Lavendish gets *close*. Very close. The views? Staggering. The pool? Glorious. The staff? Mostly lovely, though sometimes the signals get a little crossed with the orders - more on that later.
But... (and there's always a but, isn't there?)… it's not *perfect*. Think of it as paradise with a healthy dose of Sri Lankan charm – which, let's be honest, is way more interesting than sterile perfection.
What's the deal with those views everyone raves about?
Okay, prepare to have your breath stolen. The main selling point – the bloody **Sigiriya Rock** view – is genuinely breathtaking. Waking up and seeing that colossal orange monolith looming in the distance? Gets you every time. Honestly, I spent a good hour just staring at it from my balcony, muttering things like, "Wow. Just… wow." And the sunsets? Forget it. Pure Instagram gold… though be warned, you’ll be fighting for space with everyone else trying to get that perfect shot.
Side note: Bring binoculars if you're a bird nerd (or just nosey like me). The wildlife around the rock is fascinating. I saw a family of monkeys engaging in a heated debate over, what I assume, was the best piece of fruit.
The Rooms: Luxurious or… Rustic?
Okay, this is a bit of a mixed bag. The villas are lovely. Spacious, with those amazing views mentioned above. The beds are comfortable (important!). Air conditioning works (also important in that heat!). They *try* to be luxurious. But… there's character. Let's call it that. My bathroom, for example, decided to become best friends with a small, adventurous spider. We reached a truce. He got to stay, I got to scream quietly and then get on with my shower.
My advice? Don't expect polished perfection. Embrace the little quirks. Pack some bug repellent. And maybe bring a friendly spider wrangler, just in case. (Kidding… mostly).
Food, Glorious Food! What's the Grub Like?
Oh, the food! This is where Lavendish really, *really* shines. Sri Lankan cuisine is a gift from the gods, and the resort does it justice. The breakfast spread is a feast - hoppers, string hoppers, curries galore, fresh fruit you've never even heard of. The dinner buffets were fantastic – even though I'm pretty sure I spent *all* of my time at the curry station. The staff will go out of their way to cater your needs. One time, I requested extra spicy curry, and they looked at me like I was crazy, but they gave me the spiciest curry of my life. I loved it and was crying and sweating like crazy, but totally worth it!
My top tip? Try everything. Don't be afraid to experiment. And for the love of all that is holy, embrace the jackfruit curry. You won't regret it (unless you, like me, end up dreaming of jackfruit for weeks afterwards. Not a complaint.)
The Staff: Angelic or, You Know, Human?
The staff are, on the whole, genuinely lovely. Friendly, helpful, always with a smile. They try their best. However, there were a few tiny bumps. Like the time I ordered a ginger beer, and it took about 45 minutes to arrive. I’d almost forgotten about it when I asked a different waiter and it was brought straight away. Perhaps there were some little miscommunications and the language barrier did cause a few amusing incidents. But the staff are eager to please, and any minor hiccups are quickly resolved. Don't expect flawless service, but do expect genuine warmth and kindness.
The Pool: Oasis or Slightly Murky Lagoon?
The pool is a real highlight. Beautiful. Pristine. The perfect place to cool off after a day of sweating in the heat. The infinity edge gives the illusion that you’re swimming directly into the jungle. I spent hours just floating, staring at the views, and trying to mentally calculate how I could convince them to let me live there forever. (They did not seem receptive.)
Slightly more honest? There was a *moment* where I thought I saw a… leaf. And then another leaf. And then… okay, there were a few more leaves than I initially noticed. But the pool boys are constantly cleaning it, and the water is always refreshing. Don't let a few rogue leaves ruin your zen.
Things to Do: Activities or… Just Lounging?
Obviously, you *have* to climb Sigiriya Rock. It's a proper workout, but the views from the top are worth the effort. Just take it slow, bring water, and be prepared for crowds. There are also other temples around and the local wildlife is beautiful (and sometimes, surprisingly bold). The Dambulla cave temples were pretty amazing too and so close by the resort.
But let's be real, part of the joy of Lavendish is just… being. Lounging by the pool, reading a book, sipping cocktails, and generally doing absolutely nothing. I spent a solid afternoon in a hammock, lost in the pages of a very average novel, completely content. It was glorious.
Would you go back? Because let's face it, that's the real question.
Absolutely. In a heartbeat. The minor imperfections are part of the charm. It's not a place for high-maintenance travelers who demand perfection. It's a place to unwind, to appreciate the beauty of Sri Lanka, and to eat your weight in delicious food. Plus, I need to go back and get a better photo of that Sigiriya Rock view. Seriously, the light was terrible the first time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to Google "Best Time to Visit Sri Lanka"… and maybe check if they’ve added jackfruit curryRoam And Rests
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