Escape to Paradise: Ischia's Hotel Floridiana Terme Awaits!

Hotel Floridiana Terme Ischia Island Italy

Escape to Paradise: Ischia's Hotel Floridiana Terme Awaits!

Escape to Paradise: Ischia's Hotel Floridiana Terme Awaits! - A Review Worth Reading (Finally!)

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm finally ready to spill the beans on the Hotel Floridiana Terme in Ischia. Forget those dry, corporate reviews – this is the real deal. I'm talking sweat, tears (of joy, mostly!), and a whole lotta Neapolitan sunshine crammed into one rambling, opinionated, and hopefully helpful review.

Let’s start with Accessibility because let's face it, travel should be for everyone. The website claims to have Facilities for disabled guests, but I'm going to have to dig a little deeper. I haven’t had direct experience in this and will rely on other sources and any relevant feedback from real-life traveler experiences online. It does boast an Elevator, which is a must, and the hotel is located along the exterior. So far so good.

Cleanliness and Safety: The New Normal, Right?

Let’s be honest, in today's world, safety is top of mind. Floridiana Terme seems to understand this. They've got the whole shebang: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call (thank goodness!), First aid kit, Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE, and Hygiene certification. They're also hitting the right notes with Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, and a Safe dining setup. They've even got Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. I mean, they're trying. And let me tell you, seeing all that makes a difference. It’s not perfect (no hotel is), but I felt pretty darn safe there. I was most impressed by how attentive the staff were towards wearing masks.

Rooms: Your Sanctuary (Hopefully!)

Okay, the rooms. They’re a mixed bag, I gotta be honest. Let’s go through the list of Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes (YES!), Coffee/tea maker (essential for sanity), Daily housekeeping, Desk, Free bottled water (another win), Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, and Wi-Fi [free]. Phew! That's a lot. Some rooms have Additional toilet, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Closet, Extra long bed, High floor, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Linens, Mirror, On-demand movies, Reading light, Scale, Separate shower/bathtub, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Umbrella, and a Window that opens.

Now, the feel? It depends. Some rooms are definitely more updated than others. Mine, thankfully, was quite lovely. Clean, with a great view. The bathrobes were fluffy (a huge plus!), and the coffee/tea maker meant I didn't have to stumble down to the breakfast buffet before I was properly awake. Having the Wi-Fi [free], as a digital nomad, was indispensable, and the internet service held up! I do recommend sending a message ahead to specify your expectations - if those blackout curtains are an important part of your day.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Fun

Alright, food! This is where it gets exciting. The Floridiana Terme has options! We're talking A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant (interesting!), a Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, a Coffee/tea in restaurant, a Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, and Western cuisine in restaurant.

The Breakfast [buffet] was pretty epic. Seriously. The croissants, the cheese, the fresh fruit – it was a feast for the eyes and stomach. Loved the Coffee/tea in restaurant, and they were really keen on providing great service during the meal. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver for those afternoon Aperol Spritzes. Room service [24-hour] is a godsend after a long day of sunbathing. The other venues were a mixed bag. Some were amazing, some were… well, let's just say the Snackbar could've had a few more interesting things.

Things to Do, Ways to Relax: The Heart of Ischia

Okay, this is why you come to Ischia. Floridiana Terme leans into the whole "relax and be pampered" vibe. They offer Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, and Swimming pool [outdoor].

Honestly, the Swimming pool with the Poolside bar was my happy place. It's gorgeous. The Spa/sauna was lovely (although I spent more time on the massage table). The Steamroom was… well, steamy. But hey, you come to a place like this to unwind, right? The Fitness center is available, but I'm on holiday. Who has time for that?!

Services and Conveniences

They offer plenty of Services and conveniences: The Air conditioning in public area (essential in the summer heat), Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.

The hotel's location is perfect for exploring Ischia. I can't emphasize enough how important this is. It felt like a safe haven while also being close to everything, and the view of the island from the Terrace with my morning coffee was pure bliss. They offered the Car park [on-site], and Taxi service for some of the farther distances I went to!

Important Notes on the "Meh" Moments and Imperfections

Okay, let’s be real. It's not perfect. There were a few hiccups. The Wi-Fi, while generally good, did occasionally falter in the rooms. The "on-site event hosting" might involve some noise if there's a wedding or seminar, and I'm a light sleeper. Also, the signage could be improved. I got lost a few times. But honestly, these were minor things.

Quirky Observations and Random Thoughts

• The Italian men love their speedos. Just sayin'.
• The complimentary toiletries smelled like sunshine and lemons.
• I spent way too much time at the poolside bar. Zero regrets.
• The staff were incredibly friendly, even when I butchered my Italian. They were always happy to help
• A real gem: The sunsets from the Terrace. Unforgettable.

Overall Verdict & My Opinionated Rating

Overall, the Hotel Floridiana Terme is a solid choice. It's not the most luxurious place I've ever stayed, but it's got charm, location, and those all-important spa treatments and pools. It offers excellent value for money. And the staff went above and beyond.

My Rating: 4 out of 5 Aperol Spritzes. (Minus one for the occasional wonky Wi-Fi.)

My Most Memorable Experience (and WHY You Should Book)

Okay, so, the massages! I had one every day - one dedicated to that! Do it. Seriously. Let the masseuse work some magic - they seem to know all the right points! I walked in with a neck ache and a bad temper, ready to complain about a whole host of issues, and I walked out floating on air. The entire experience was an absolute delight, and completely transformative. It was one of the best things I have done.

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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is ISCHIA, baby! And we're about to get… well, let’s just say REAL. Hotel Floridiana Terme, here we come! (And hopefully, we come back sane.)

Day 1: Arrival and Utter, Unadulterated Bliss (Followed by a Mild Panic)

• Morning (or whenever the hell you manage to drag yourself out of bed after the flight): Touchdown in Naples. Ugh, Naples. Let’s be honest, the airport is slightly terrifying. Finding the ferry to Ischia is like solving a particularly grumpy escape room. After the ferry, our driver, with the most amazing Italian accent I've ever heard, greeted us. He was a little late because of traffic (apparently, Neapolitan drivers have a unique approach to traffic laws), but once we were buckled in, it was smooth sailing. The drive to Hotel Floridiana Terme was breathtaking. I mean, the views! The water! The sheer, unapologetic Italian-ness of it all. Pure Instagram bait.
• Afternoon: Check-in at Floridiana. The lobby is all marble and polished surfaces. You'd think the staff are very formal but they speak with kindness. Our room? Oh, it's gorgeous. Balcony overlooking the pool. The view is so tempting that I considered spending the whole trip just staring at it. (Spoiler alert: I almost did.) We quickly unpacked, or rather, tossed our bags in a corner, because, hello, thermal baths await!
• Late Afternoon: The thermal baths. This is what we came for. And, oh. My. God. It was pure, unadulterated, body-melting bliss. Floating in the warm, mineral-rich water, surrounded by lush greenery and the faint smell of sulfur (which I've decided is the scent of heaven), I thought, "This is it. This is la dolce vita. This is what happiness smells like." Spent a good two hours there; my skin felt renewed. The pressure of modern life melted away with the tension in my muscles.
• Evening: Dinner at the hotel's restaurant. The food was lovely, but I was already so relaxed from the baths that could barely keep my eyes open. The pasta, though, was exquisite. I had a local wine. It was a tad dry, but I'm sure that's not the proper way to describe it. At one point, a waiter accidentally spilled a glass of wine on us, but it was fine! He was mortified, everyone laughed, and we ordered another bottle. (A better bottle.) I think I need a nap. I've been walking the entire afternoon.
• Night: I spent the night in absolute bliss.

Day 2: Beach Chaos and a Near-Death Experience (Okay, Maybe Not, But Still…)

• Morning: Breakfast on the balcony. The continental breakfast was decent: breads, jams, cold cuts, and coffee. The espresso was strong. Staring at the water was nice, I could stay here all day. The morning was nice and peaceful. (I need to be more present in this life.)
• Mid-Morning: Beach time! Now, this is where things got… interesting. We took a taxi to a popular beach. We walked over to the beach and were greeted by what I can only describe as a glorious, chaotic mess. Sunbathers packed in like sardines, vendors hawking everything from beach towels to questionable sunglasses, and screaming children creating a symphony of joy (or, you know, noise). Our umbrella was a bit flimsy, and I'm pretty sure I almost got decapitated by one of those giant inflatable swans. The water was beautiful, though. So incredibly clear. I swam.
  • Anecdote: While swimming, I noticed a group of teenagers trying to take a selfie with their phone. Except, their phone fell in the water. The look of pure, utter despair on their faces was priceless. I briefly considered diving in to help, but the prospect of battling the waves with Italian children and their parents scared me.
• Afternoon: Lunch at a beachside trattoria. The food was so tasty! I had fresh seafood that was so good. We got lost on the way back, and I'm pretty sure we wandered through someone's backyard at one point. Found the hotel and relaxed in the spa. I had a massage, which was nice.
• Evening: Drinks at the hotel bar and got a little tipsy. Watching the sun set over the water, listening to the waves. I wish I could write better, describe the emotions. It felt like a dream. It was the perfect ending to a slightly stressful, but mostly wonderful, day.

Day 3: Exploring Ischia Town and the Curse of the Gelato

• Morning: We were going to explore Ischia Town. We took the bus. Well, we attempted to take the bus. Finding the bus stop was easy enough, but figuring out the schedule was like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics. Eventually, after much pointing and gesturing (and, ahem, a little help from a very friendly Italian gentleman), we made it onto the bus.
• Mid-Morning: Ischia Town. Charming and chaotic in equal measure. We wandered through the shops, marveling at the vibrant colours, the aromas of spices, and the general buzz of activity.
• Lunch: We took a recommendation from my tour book and ate at a cute place with outdoor seating. I had a pasta dish.
• Afternoon: The gelato. Oh, the gelato. I had a pistachio gelato. And then a chocolate one. And then, because I’m an absolute glutton, I had a scoop of lemon. It was heaven. Literal, creamy, sugary, gelato heaven. The curse of the gelato is that you can never truly have enough of it.
• Evening: We went back to our hotel.

Day 4: Say Goodbye

• Morning: There really is something magical about waking up to the beauty of this place. The food and views were great.
• Afternoon: We went for a massage and spent more time in the pool before we leave.
• Evening: We went to the hotel restaurant, had a nice meal, and spent our last hours looking out at the water.

Day 5: The Journey Home

• Morning: Packed and ready to go.
• Afternoon: After a bumpy, noisy ferry and a plane trip, we were home.

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Escape to Paradise: Ischia's Hotel Floridiana Terme Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Very Unofficial FAQ

Okay, so... Is this place REALLY paradise? Like, actual "sunshine and rainbows" paradise?

Look, I'm gonna be brutally honest here. Paradise? Maybe. But with a side of "slightly lumpy mattress" realism. Ischia *is* stunning. Seriously, the island itself could win an Oscar for scenery. And the Floridiana Terme has some seriously impressive views. But, and this is a BIG but, my first impression? A touch… *dated*. Think Italian grandma's guest room. That's not necessarily *bad*, mind you. It's got charm! It's got… history. But don't expect sleek minimalism, okay? Expect… *character*. Think of it as a charming, slightly eccentric Italian uncle; you *love* him, but he might spill his wine on your favorite shirt. And the 'free' Wi-Fi? Don't hold your breath for a blazing connection unless you’re in the lobby. I spent a good hour trying to upload a selfie of myself with a lemon, before giving up (and eating the lemon).

What's the deal with the thermal pools? Are they worth the hype? Because, let's be real, I'm mostly going for the thermal pools.

Okay, the thermal pools. *Now* we're talking. Listen, my lower back, after a truly heinous flight involving a screaming toddler and a delayed connection, nearly sobbed with gratitude when I dipped into those warm, sulfurous waters. They're… *divine*. Seriously. Think of that feeling when you finally get out of your jeans after a long day, but for your entire body. It's that good. There are several pools, different temperatures, different strengths of sulfur. You can feel your skin softening, your muscles sighing, the stress of everyday life melting away like cheap ice cream on a Sicilian summer day. Just… be prepared for the sulfur smell. It's not for everyone. My husband, bless his heart, described it as smelling like “rotten eggs and old gym socks.” He eventually got used to it. Eventually. I, on the other hand, kinda loved it. It felt… *authentic*. Like you were actually doing something good for yourself, not just lounging in a fancy jacuzzi.

Is the food any good? I'm Italian. The food is important. Very, very important.

Ah, *la Cucina*. This is where things get… interesting. The breakfast buffet? Adequate. Lots of pastries, thankfully. However, I remember a particular croissant. It looked, tasted, and felt like it had been on the buffet since the dawn of time. My advice? Embrace the pastries, but maybe stick to the fruit and yogurt as the safer, fresher bet.. Dinner? Now *that* was a mixed bag. One night was phenomenal – a melt-in-your-mouth seafood pasta and the best cannoli I've EVER tasted. The next night? Let's just say I learned a valuable lesson about ordering "mystery meat" anywhere. The service can sometimes be… *leisurely*. Don't expect to be rushed. But overall, and this is the important part: the *passion* is there. The desire to please is there. And the view from the dining room… breathtaking. Worth the gamble, I'd say. Just pace yourself… and maybe carry a few emergency snacks. You know, just in case.

What about the spa treatments? Are they worth splurging on?

Okay, here’s a confession: I am a sucker for a good spa treatment. A massage with the view of the Mediterranean? Sign. Me. Up. The spa treatments at the Floridiana are… nice. Very nice. The massage I had? Glorious. The skilled hands of the masseuse worked out knots I hadn’t realized I had. But the thing about the spa here is unlike other modern places, it's not a temple of silence and hushed whispers. There were a few chatty elderly ladies who made it very clear that they were enjoying their treatments. It’s also not a place without a little bit of, let’s say, *romance* in regards to the equipment. Still the view and the quality of the actual treatment make it worth it.

Is it good for families? I have small children.

Hmm. This depends on your definition of "good." The hotel is *okay* for families. There’s a small pool that’s more for splashing then swimming. There is a beach nearby. But it's not exactly kid-central, you know? There aren't dedicated kids' clubs or playgrounds buzzing with shrieking, joyful chaos. If your kids are the quiet, well-behaved type who can appreciate the beauty of a quiet sunset, then maybe. If they're more… energetic… let’s say, I’d pack a LOT of activities. And earplugs. For everyone.

What's the best thing about the Floridiana Terme?

Honestly? The *vibe*. It’s not perfect, it’s certainly not flawless. But it’s got this… *realness*. It's a place where you can relax, truly unwind, and just… *be*. I ended up spending hours sat on my balcony reading, watching the boats bob in the sea below. I learned to love the sulfur smell. I might have even shed a tear or two when I had to leave. Is it paradise? Maybe not in the perfectly manicured, Instagram-filtered sense. But it's pretty darn close. And sometimes, that’s all you need. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm already planning my return. And this time, I'm bringing extra almonds for the breakfast buffet.

Any specific tips or things I should know before I go?

* **Bring a plug adapter:** Italian outlets are different. Don't be caught short, like I was, desperately trying to charge your phone with a wonky adapter you borrowed from the front desk. * **Learn some basic Italian:** A few phrases will go a long way. Even a clumsy "Buongiorno" or "Grazie" is appreciated. * **Embrace the laid-back pace:** Things move slower here. Don't rush. Relax. Sip your espresso. Breathe. * **Pack comfortable shoes:** Ischia has a lot of steps and hills. You'll be doing a lot of walking. * **Be prepared to embrace the quirks:** This isn't a chain hotel. It's got character. Roll with it. You'll love it more if you do. * **Oh, and bring your own shampoo!** The stuff in the bathroom is… let's just say it's not top-shelf.

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Hotel Floridiana Terme Ischia Island Italy

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