Kuching's HOTTEST 2-Bedroom Jazz Suite Homestay! (Vivacity Mall)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind tour of Kuching's HOTTEST 2-Bedroom Jazz Suite Homestay (Vivacity Mall), and let me tell you, it's a… experience. This review? It's gonna be messy, honest, and probably a little bit all over the place, just like my packing skills. Prepare yourself for a stream-of-consciousness journey, because that's how this whole trip felt.
First Impressions: The Vibe (and the Slightly Overwhelming List of Amenities)
Okay, the "hottest homestay" claim? I'm leaning towards believing it. Especially after sweating buckets in the Kuching humidity! Found the place via a quick Google search "Jazz Suite Kuching Review," naturally. First off, Vivacity Mall is right there, practically at your doorstep. Like, you stumble out the door, and BAM! Shopping and food. Pure chaos, in the best way possible.
Now, the amenity list… holy guacamole. It's longer than my grocery list after a serious case of the munchies. Air conditioning in public areas? Check. Complimentary tea? Double Check! Safety deposit boxes? Yep! And the list goes on and on. But let's be real, nobody reads all that right away. It's information overload. Just a note to the homestay: maybe condense it a bit? Just a thought!
Accessibility: The Good, The Okay, and the "Hmm…"
Alright, let's get practical. Accessibility is listed, which is great! They do have an elevator, which is a major win, especially after lugging your luggage up a flight of stairs (been there, done that, wouldn't recommend). The facilities for disabled guests are specifically called out, which is a fantastic effort! However, I'm not an expert, so I can't give a verdict on effectiveness of that aspect of accessibility, but it's wonderful that they include it. There's also the car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site], so you're covered whether or not you drive.
On-Site Entertainment and Relaxation: The Pool with a View… and My Existential Crisis
Okay, the swimming pool [outdoor]… let's get real. I’m not a swimmer (shhh, don't tell anyone!). But the pool with a view? Sigh. It was a real "pinch me" moment. Floating in the cool water, staring at the cityscape, just… reflecting. (Okay, maybe I was dealing with a mild existential crisis, but the pool certainly helped). They also brag about their Fitness center and Gym/fitness and many options for relaxing. Great for someone who actually likes working out. Me? I stuck to the pool.
Food, Glorious Food! (And the Endless Buffet)
The dining, drinking, and snacking options are, ahem, extensive. Restaurants, a Room service [24-hour], a Poolside bar, Happy hour, Coffee shop, the list goes on. And let me tell you, the breakfast service deserves its own paragraph. The Breakfast [buffet]? Amazing. You could pile your plate higher than a toddler's tower of blocks. Seriously, I may have indulged a little too much in the Asian breakfast and Western breakfast. They even offer Breakfast takeaway service, which is genius if you need to dash off to an early flight. I definitely recommend the freshly squeezed orange juice. (Yes, I remember that, which is impressive given the amount of food I consumed). It comes with A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant. No chance for you to stay hungry there, and, even better, a variety of food options to choose from!
Cleanliness and Safety: Covid-Era Comforts (and a Few Minor Quibbles)
Let's talk about the elephant in the room, COVID. They clearly take hygiene seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup… all the boxes are ticked. This is absolutely essential and greatly appreciated!
Now, a tiny quibble: sometimes the constant sanitation felt a little over-the-top. You know, that feeling of "am I breathing in pure bleach?" But hey, better safe than sorry, right? Definitely appreciate the Hygiene certification, and the fact that they use Individually-wrapped food options. They also have Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment and offer Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. They definitely want you to feel secure.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things that Make a Difference (and a few that didn't quite land)
Services and conveniences is where this homestay shines. Air conditioning, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. Seriously, you name it, they've got it. Laundry service was a lifesaver! I was running low on clean clothes. I didn’t use the Xerox/fax in business center but hey, good to know it's there!
For the Kids: Babysitting and Family-Friendly Vibes
I didn't bring any kids with me, but the Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal, and Babysitting service clearly show they're catering to families, which is awesome.
Available in all rooms: The Nitty-Gritty Details (and My Obsession with the Slippers)
Alright, let's get down to the Available in all rooms. Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The slippers were a total win! Soft, fluffy, and perfect for padding around the room. The free Wi-Fi was reliable, and the blackout curtains were essential for sleeping off that afternoon slump. The in-room safe and security feature were a relief since I often forget where I leave things. The room itself? Spotlessly clean. Definitely the best value I've found!
Getting Around: Ease of Access
They offer Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. Getting around was a breeze. They offer Getting around options.
The Quirks (and My Honest Feelings About Them)
Here's the thing: this homestay isn't perfect. Sometimes the service felt a little impersonal, like the staff was following a script. But hey, you can't fault them for being efficient. Also, a tiny detail: I needed to ask where the coffee was (I should have seen the coffee/tea maker, but maybe I was still half-asleep, and it was in my room). But honestly, these are minor quibbles.
The Verdict: Is This Homestay Worth It? (Absolutely!)
The Kuching's HOTTEST 2-Bedroom Jazz Suite Homestay (Vivacity Mall) is a winner. It's clean, comfortable, convenient, and packed with amenities. The location is fantastic, the pool is dreamy, and the food is plentiful. I'd absolutely recommend it, especially if you want to be in the heart of the action and don't mind a slightly overwhelming experience.
My Crazy-Awesome Offer (Because Why Not?)
Book Now and Get:
- A free upgrade to a room with a pool view (subject to availability!).
- A complimentary welcome drink (anything you want from the menu!).
- My personal guarantee that you'll have a great time (or your money back… just kidding!).
- **(Limited to the first 10 bookings!) A voucher for a traditional body scrub and foot bath at
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's pristine, color-coded itinerary. This is the rough draft of my trip to Jazz Suites 2Bedrooms Vivacity Kuching Homestay in Kuching, Malaysia. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable food choices, and the inevitable existential crisis that comes with staring into the abyss of a hotel room.
Day 1: Arrival, Awkward Introductions, and the Great Sarawakian Food Frenzy
Morning (or what passes for morning after a red-eye flight): Landed in Kuching. Okay, the airport was… efficient. Nothing to write home about, except maybe the sheer humidity. Seriously, it hit you like a brick wall the second you stepped off the plane. Found the Grab (thank GOD for Grab, seriously). The driver? A tiny, cheerful woman who looked like she could bench-press me. We chatted (mostly me babbling about being tired and the humidity) and I eventually made it to the Jazz Suites.
- Reality Check: Finding the actual lobby of the apartment complex was a comedy of errors. Wandering around the parking lot, squinting at suspiciously unmarked doors. Felt like I was in a spy movie, except the spy was wearing sweatpants and carrying a half-eaten bag of airplane peanuts.
Afternoon: Settling In… and Panicking About the Lack of Coffee. The Jazz Suites itself? Pretty swish. The 2-bedroom apartment was massive, with the kind of view that inspires you to Instagram EVERYTHING. But, and this is a HUGE but, where the hell was the coffee maker? The horror! Managed to find a small kitchenette with a microwave, a fridge that looked slightly forlorn, and a whole lot of nothing brewing in the coffee department. Cue minor internal freakout.
- Anecdote: Immediately, I knew that first moment, I was not going to be able to do this trip alone. The view and apartment was great, but the lack of coffee, and the sheer volume of space, the whole experience, all of it was overwhelming. I called my best friend, Sarah. She was, as always, the voice of reason: "Just breathe. Find a coffee shop. Live a little." Good advice, which I promptly ignored.
Late Afternoon/Evening: The Great Sarawakian Food Frenzy Begins. Abandoned the coffee quest for the moment, determined instead to become a culinary adventurer. First stop: a local hawker center (after, naturally, getting hopelessly lost on the way). Found myself surrounded by a symphony of sizzling sounds, fragrant aromas, and enough food options to send me into an existential spiral. Ordered Laksa Sarawak (apparently, the Holy Grail of Kuching cuisine). And… whoa. Just… whoa. Coconut milk, shrimp paste, noodles, the works. It was a flavor explosion! So good, I nearly licked the bowl. Then, tried Kolo Mee (noodle dish), and Satay (grilled meat skewers) and my stomach was incredibly happy.
- Quirky Observation: Watching the locals devour everything with such gusto made me feel simultaneously intimidated and inspired. They clearly knew what they were doing. I was just trying not to drip sauce all over myself.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated joy. Food coma incoming!
Day 2: Culture Shock, Lost in Translation, and the Mystical Power of a Market
Morning: The Cultural Immersion (and Another Coffee Crisis). Decided to embrace the local culture and visit the Sarawak Museum. The museum was beautiful and interesting. The exhibits themselves were fascinating, showcasing Indigenous art and life, but the experience was slightly marred by my utter inability to understand most of the signs. Spent a lot of time squinting at display cases and guessing.
- Messy Structure Alert: Okay, back to coffee. Still no coffee maker victory. Got it.
Afternoon: Lost in Translation, The City! Walked around the streets of Kuching, and ended up at the waterfront, and the more I walked the more I realized that I am not sure I knew where I was. Trying to get a taxi, and the taxi driver did not speak English. I ended up at some local market.
Late Afternoon/Evening: The Market and the Magic. The local market, oh my GOD. Colourful fabrics, the smell of fresh durian (which I cautiously avoided), and enough trinkets to bankrupt me. Bought a batik sarong and some questionable-looking (but delicious-smelling) spices. The whole place was buzzing with life. It felt so alive.
- Doubling Down on an Experience: The market was an assault on the senses in the best way possible. The sheer variety of everything, from the food stalls to the handcrafted goods, from the spices and the fruit, to the people. The feeling of wandering through the maze-like alleys, getting lost, finding interesting things, and even getting to try to get my way around by gesture. Seeing the daily life of the people who lived and breathed and existed like this was a new experience for me, and I fell in love with it. I even met a little girl there named Lily. She was adorable
- Emotional Reaction: Overwhelmed, but in a good way. Like I finally felt more grounded in the experience of travel.
Day 3: Relaxation, Reflection, and the Realization That I Should Have Booked Another Day
Morning: Finally figured out how to work the (very basic) coffee machine I had in my apartment. Yay!
Afternoon: I have spent the afternoon doing pretty much nothing. Just relaxing and reading. Nothing to really report here.
Evening: Preparing to leave very early tomorrow morning. Oh, how I wish I had just booked an extra day.
- Final Thoughts: Kuching, you weird, wonderful place. You confused me, challenged me, and filled my belly with the best food I may ever eat. I left feeling a bit transformed, a bit more adventurous, and with a whole lot of stories to tell. Oh, and a serious craving for Laksa Sarawak. I'll be back! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find my way back to the airport. Wish me luck!
Kuching's "Hottest" Jazz Suite Homestay: You NEED the Real Deal Before You Book!
1. Okay, spill the tea. Is this "Jazz Suite" actually jazzy? Like, do I need my trumpet?
Ugh, okay, *deep sigh*. Look, "Jazz Suite"... it's a *title*. My expectations were sky-high. I was picturing smoky lighting, maybe a saxophone player chilling in the corner, and cocktails named after bebop legends. Reality? The "jazz" is… pictures of saxophones on the wall. And a framed poster with a vaguely jazzy font. No trumpet required. Though, if you *really* want to bring yours, I won't judge. Maybe. Just don't expect an impromptu jam session. I was *so* bummed. My inner jazz cat was totally deflated.
2. Location, Location, Location! Is it *really* close to Vivacity Mall? Walking distance, even? (Because, let's be honest, I'm lazy on vacation.)
YES! Thank the heavens! It's basically *next door*. I'm not kidding. We're talking stumble-out-of-bed-in-your-pajamas-and-grab-a-croissant close. Seriously, that was a *major* win for me. I clocked it at like, a 5-minute walk. Which, after a night of eating and drinking, is perfect, right? The convenience is the *best* thing about this place, hands down. Just be prepared for some road noise. It's the price you pay for being so close to everything.
3. The 2-Bedroom. Enough space for a family? Or maybe a couple of friends who don't mind tripping over each other?
Okay, this is where things get... nuanced. Technically, yes, it *is* a 2-bedroom. The master bedroom is pretty sweet – a decent size, comfy bed… I actually took a fantastic nap in there. The second bedroom? Let's just say it's a little... cozy. Think "space-saving furniture" and "are we *really* that close friends yet?" It works, don't get me wrong. But don't expect luxury. It's more "functional." I went with my best friend. We almost had a fight over the space. Lesson learned, communicate, even while on vacation.
4. The "Hottest" part? What's so special? The reviews are WILD!
Oh, the "hottest" thing? Well, I think it depends on who you ask. Maybe it's the location. Maybe it's the price (which, honestly, is pretty good for what you get). Honestly, I think it's just a popular place. The reviews *are* wild. Some people absolutely *loved* it. Others... less so. Me? I'm… somewhere in the middle. The 'hottest' thing for me was the air conditioning. Kuching is HOT. Like, sweat-pouring-down-your-back-before-you-even-leave-the-building hot. So, yeah, that was a godsend.
5. The Kitchen. Can I *actually* cook there? Because I'm trying to save some money on food.
Yeah, you *can* cook. It's got the basics: a fridge, a stovetop, some pots and pans. Don't expect a gourmet kitchen, though. You can definitely whip up some simple meals. I made instant noodles (because, priorities!). Honestly, the kitchen was a bit… lacking. I'd bring your own spices if you're planning anything fancier than boiling water. It's functional, but not *inspiring*.
6. Parking, OMG. Is there parking? Because driving around Kuching is already giving me anxiety.
Yes, there is parking! *Relief.* This *was* a crucial point for us. And it's covered parking, which is a HUGE win in Kuching's heat and sudden downpours. The parking situation seemed pretty straightforward. No drama, thank goodness. Didn't have to circle endlessly looking for a spot. Just… easy. Which, let's be honest, is a luxury in a city like Kuching. It all felt quite civilized.
7. Let's get REAL: The Wi-Fi. Is it… usable? I need to post my Instagram stories, you know!
Ugh, the Wi-Fi. Okay, let's be blunt: it was… patchy. Sometimes blazing fast, sometimes… like dial-up in the 90s. I'm not going to lie, it tested my patience. I had to wander around the apartment trying to find a signal. Forget about streaming HD movies. Instagram Stories? Yeah, managed to get 'em up, eventually. But don't rely on it if you have serious work to do. Bring a book... or learn the Kuching dance.
8. Cleanliness? How clean is *clean*? I'm a bit of a germaphobe...
Cleanliness? Okay, this is a mixed bag. It wasn't *filthy*, don't get me wrong. But it wasn't pristine, either. There were a few spots I'd happily scrub myself. I'm a bit of a clean freak, so I probably noticed more than the average person. The basics were taken care of. Bed sheets seemed clean. Bathroom was, you know, a bathroom. But if you're expecting a hotel-level of gleam, adjust your expectations. Pack some cleaning wipes, just in case. I did. And I'm not ashamed.
9. What about the view? Is there a view? Am I looking at a brick wall or something awesome?
Alright, the view... I'm going to be honest, it wasn't the selling point. Depends on which floor you get! My view was... okay. It was a bit of a mix. I saw other buildings and a bit of the city. Not exactly a postcard. The sunrises were pretty though, if you bothered to get up early. Don't go expecting panoramic vistas. Let's just say the view is functional. It's not going to knock your socks off, but it also won't make you scream.
10. Would you stay here again? Be honest!
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