Dubai DREAM Apartment: Gym, Pool, ALL BILLS INCLUDED!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because this isn’t your typical hotel review. We're diving headfirst into the Dubai DREAM Apartment: Gym, Pool, ALL BILLS INCLUDED! and trust me, it's a wild ride. Forget the sterile, perfect reviews – this is the real deal, warts and all. Let's get messy, shall we?
Dubai DREAM Apartment: Holy Wow, It's a Dream (Maybe?) - A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, picture this: you're sweating like a pig in a Dubai July, your bank account is drier than the Sahara, and all you want is a place to crash that doesn’t require you to sell a kidney. Enter the Dubai DREAM Apartment. "Gym, Pool, ALL BILLS INCLUDED!" the siren song screams. My ears perked up, my finances breathed a sigh of relief… and then I booked it. Let's break down this supposed dream, shall we? Prepare for a rollercoaster, because trust me, this apartment is more like a rickety roller coaster, but in the best of ways.
Getting There & Getting In: (Accessibility…or Lack Thereof?)
Okay, first things first: getting to this place. The listing talked about airport transfer. Bonus points! But real talk, getting in was a bit of a comedy of errors. The check-in was "contactless," which, in practice, meant a slightly panicked phone call, a blurry photo of a code, and me wandering around a lobby bigger than my first apartment in Brooklyn. Not ideal, especially if you’re lugging suitcases and your sense of humor is already teetering on the edge. And, truth be told, I didn't investigate too deeply in the accessibility department. Did I see elevators? Yes. Did I see ramps? Uh… maybe. I wasn't exactly counting. But something tells me this isn't exactly a haven for the mobility-impaired. The exterior seemed easy to navigate on first glance, but I didn’t ask about the specific accessibility measures. I'm not going to score it highly since I don't have any concrete information.
Rooms: (Cleanliness, Sanity, and the Search for Power Outlets)
Now, the bread and butter: the actual apartment. Look, it's clean. Really clean. Like, hospital clean. They're pumping out the "Anti-viral cleaning products" and it felt safe. Room sanitization opt-out available? I didn’t even consider it. After a year of Covid anxiety, I was all about the fresh-scrubbed aesthetic. They're serious about 'rooms sanitized between stays' - let’s just say I didn't find a rogue crumb of anything.
Now, the ‘all bills included’ – chef's kiss. Air conditioning that actually works, unlimited hot water – it's the little things, right? My one gripe? Finding a socket near the bed for my phone. It was like a desert oasis; you'd be wandering thirsty and desperate to find a connection.
I am absolutely sure there was a private bathroom, and I'm absolutely sure the room was non-smoking, a huge plus for a non-smoker like myself! Beyond the basics – desk, chair, coffee/ tea maker, safe box – the room felt… well, functional. Not exactly opulent, but hey, I was on a budget, and free Wi-Fi in all rooms was a lifesaver. The ‘blackout curtains’ were a godsend, because Dubai sun is brutal!
The Glorious Amenities (Pool, Gym, and the Never-Ending Search for Coffee)
Let’s get to the good stuff! Did I mention the pool? Oh, that pool. Stunning. Pool with a view? Absolutely. I spent a good chunk of my time there just floating, staring up at the insane Dubai skyline. Pure bliss. And the gym? Pretty decent. Fitness center? Yep. Gym/fitness? You betcha! All the basics, and even a few fancy machines I didn't quite know how to use. Let me tell you, I have one of those bodies that wants to be a gym rat but has a hard time getting started. This place made it easier!
But here's where things get a little…quirky. The coffee shop? Decent. The coffee in the restaurant? Barely passable. This is a serious issue, people. I needed my caffeine fix, and I wasn't getting it. I think the breakfast buffet had the most coffee, but I didn’t manage to wake up early enough to try it. The lack of consistent, high-quality coffee was a real bummer for my mornings. I did enjoy having the coffee on my own, though. The kitchen had a coffee/tea maker, so all I needed was the coffee bags.
They have a lot of other amenities: sauna, steamroom, spa/sauna, massage, and spa. I only used the sauna, and it was delightful, which is why I didn't bother to rate the other things. So if you're looking for a full-blown pampering experience, the DREAM apartment could be right for you.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Soup, Salad, and the Elusive Perfect Meal)
Okay, let’s talk about the food. The restaurants were alright; I have a great appreciation for variety, and they have a lot of options. Restaurant, coffee/tea in restaurant, salad in restaurant, breakfast buffet, dessert, soup in restaurant, international cuisine in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, vegetarian restaurant, and more. The options were wide-ranging.
The poolside bar was an absolute win. Sipping a cold drink while taking in the view – pure luxury. This is how I spent most of my time, so this place definitely gets points for that! And can we talk about the "Happy hour"? Yes, please!
Cleanliness and safety: The place was immaculate. As mentioned. Daily disinfection in common areas, "Hand sanitizer" everywhere, and staff trained in safety protocol. It was all there, which, given the current climate, was incredibly reassuring.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: (Beyond the Pool and Gym)
Okay, what else is there to do? Well, beyond the pool and the gym, not a whole heck of a lot on-site. But let's be honest, in Dubai, that’s not really the issue. They have "business facilities" if you're on the go. But it’s Dubai! You're there to do things, see things, experience things. I did manage to drag my tired self to the "terrace". Not bad for some moments of peace.
Services and Conveniences (The Good, The Bad, and the Hilarious)
Here’s where the "dream" gets a little tarnished. The "concierge" was… well, available. But sometimes, it felt like they were reading straight from a script. The "dry cleaning" service? Apparently, "lost in translation" is a real thing. "Laundry service?" Yep, that worked! Free of charge. The "daily housekeeping" was generally prompt and efficient, although one day they did forget to leave me any towels. Not ideal.
But look, they have a "convenience store" on site, which is a lifesaver for late-night snack attacks. They offer "food delivery" too, and I was obsessed with delivery apps. The cash withdrawal option was super helpful, too!
For the Kids (Babysitting Service! Now or Later?)
I didn’t have the kids with me. I think they had a "babysitting service". Anyway, the place seemed family-friendly, and the "kids facilities" were probably functional. So, I couldn't tell you more than that.
Getting Around (Parking, Airport Transfers, and the Art of the Taxi)
The "car park [free of charge]" was a huge win. Dubai parking can be a nightmare. They also offer "airport transfer”, which is a lifesaver after a long-haul flight. The "taxi service" was readily available, which is a good thing, because frankly, driving in Dubai looks terrifying!
The Final Verdict (Is the Dream Worth It?)
Okay, so, is Dubai DREAM Apartment a dream come true? Well, it’s not perfect. But for the price, with ALL BILLS INCLUDED, and that insane pool view? Absolutely. It’s clean, safe, and functional, and the location is pretty great, too. Plus, that gym is a real motivator, and the poolside bar is a straight-up game-changer. Sure, the coffee might be hit or miss, and the concierge isn't always perfect. But for the budget-conscious traveler who wants a clean, comfortable base with some amazing amenities, it's a solid choice.
My Recommendation: If you're looking for budget-friendly with a pool, gym, and all-inclusive bills, YES. Book it. Honestly, what are you waiting for?
Final Rating: 4 out of 5 stars. Because let's be real, perfect doesn’t exist, especially when you're traveling and looking for a deal. But this place? It's pretty darn good, and I'd happily go back in a heartbeat.
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Casa Manzella Terrasini: Your Sicilian Dream Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to wade knee-deep into the glorious, chaotic tapestry that is my "Brand New Apartment/All Bills Included/Gym & Pool Dubai" itinerary. Prepare for a ride! This isn't some perfectly curated Instagram feed; this is real life, with all its glorious imperfections.
Day 1: Arrival & That "New Place" Haze
- Morning (5:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Ugh. Flight. Dubai. The usual suspects. That soul-crushing five AM wake-up call felt like divine punishment for… probably something. I arrive bleary-eyed, clutching my passport like a security blanket, and stumble off a plane smelling vaguely of stale airline peanuts and recycled air. Customs? A blur. I think I smiled at someone. Maybe. I probably looked possessed.
- Mid-morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Taxi chaos. Traffic is a beast in Dubai. My driver, a man named Rashid with a mischievous glint in his eye, took off like a rocket, weaving between Lamborghinis and… camels? Okay, maybe not camels. (I'm still in recovery mode). Finally arrive at the apartment – a gleaming tower of modernity. "All bills included" – music to my ears. Apartment hunt is notoriously stressful.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Unpacking. The "new apartment" haze. It's a weird mix of excitement and utter exhaustion. The air conditioning is blasting – a glorious, life-affirming blast. I unpack, I wander around, I open and close drawers – a weird ritual of settling in. The view from the balcony is… stunning, actually. Sky scrapers everywhere. I might have yelped.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM - Late): Pool time! The pool is gorgeous. But the sun… man, that sun. Turns out, the UAE is bloody HOT. I lasted all of ten minutes before retreating to the shade, looking like a lobster. Then, a quick trip to the Gym; I may have spent longer taking selfies than actually working out. Dinner? Delivered, because hello, convenience. Slept like a log.
Day 2: Sand, Souks, and Shopping – Oh My! (Plus, a Near Disaster)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): "Desert Safari" – Everyone says you HAVE to do this. So, fine. Up at a reasonable hour (miraculous, really). The dune bashing was insane - a roller coaster on sand. I screamed, laughed, and almost vomited. It was… an experience. The camel ride was… well, let's just say my posterior isn't built for prolonged camel-saddle contact. It's still hurting.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Souk shopping. The gold souk. Shiny things everywhere! I got overwhelmed. Too much bling! I haggled! (I think I did ok). The spice souk was a sensory overload – smells of cinnamon, cardamom, you name it. I bought enough saffron to flavor a small army and, of course, lost my way. Briefly panicked. Found the way, eventually. Victory!
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Shopping, continued. The malls are massive -- air-conditioned havens from the desert heat. Got lost (again!). This time, much worse. The sheer scale is staggering. Did I mention I'm directionally challenged? I somehow ended up in a designer handbag store, nearly gave in to temptation. A small, quiet voice of reason (aka, my bank account) whispered, and I escaped.
- Evening (7:00 PM - 11:00 PM): Disaster averted! - Okay, almost disaster. I was getting ready to go to dinner, when I realized… I'd locked myself out. INSIDE the apartment. With the key card sitting on the table, laughing at me. Thankfully, I called the front desk, and after much frantic gesturing, I was rescued. The security guard looked like he'd seen it all before. Dinner at a delicious Lebanese place to calm my nerves.
Day 3: Culture Clashes and Culinary Adventures
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The Burj Khalifa: a skyscraper and architectural marvel. The view from the top is… breathtaking. Honestly, it's almost too impressive. Seeing the world spread out before me made me feel existentially small. Still, that view… Wow.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): A stroll through the old town. The juxtaposition of old and new is fascinating. Walking through the narrow, winding streets, I felt like I was stepping back in time. The culture clash made me really feel like I was in the middle of cultural experiences.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Food tour! Oh, the food! I sampled everything – from shawarma to dates. Some of the things I ate I couldn't even name. The flavors, the spices… my taste buds were in heaven. My jeans, not so much.
- Evening (7:00 PM - Late): Wind-down time. Another swim in the pool, followed by a movie night. That's the beauty of "All Bills Included." Pure, unadulterated relaxation.
Day 4: The Long Goodbye (And a Slight Panic)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Pack! The dreaded packing stage. Where did all this stuff come from?! I crammed everything into my suitcase, feeling a pang of sadness that my trip was nearing an end.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): One last lunch overlooking the city. I sat there, sipping my coffee, and actually appreciated the heat. I took a deep breath, and remembered to truly experience the moment.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Pre-flight panic set in. Did I leave my charger? Passport? Wallet? The list of possible forgotten items filled my brain. I frantically checked everything three times.
- Evening (7:00 PM - onwards): Taxi to the airport; Goodbye Dubai. Boarding the plane, I felt a mix of relief (going home!) and sadness (leaving this weird, wonderful place). I fell asleep before takeoff.
Final Thoughts:
Dubai? It’s an assault on the senses – in the best possible way. It's shiny, hot, and chaotic. It's overwhelming and exhilarating. It's a place where you can get lost in malls, haggle for spices, and almost lock yourself out every single day. It's a place that made me laugh, swear, and genuinely appreciate the beauty of the unexpected. Would I return? Absolutely, but next time, I am bringing a better sense of direction. And, maybe, an extra camel-riding cushion. And a more generous bank account.
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Okay, Dubai DREAM Apartment: ALL BILLS INCLUDED! But...is the Gym *Actually* Good?
Alright, let's be real. The gym. This is the question EVERYONE asks, and honestly? It depends. Here's the thing: when I first heard "gym included," I pictured pristine equipment, motivational posters featuring ripped dudes, and a juice bar.
Reality? Well... it *had* equipment. Let's put it that way. The treadmill looked like it had been through a war. I swear, the little "emergency stop" button was held on with duct tape. And the last time I tried to use the elliptical, it started making this... *screeching* noise that made my teeth hurt.
Here's my take: If you're used to a serious, hardcore gym with all the bells and whistles, you might be disappointed. But... (and this is a big BUT) if you're just looking to, you know, *move* a little, get some cardio in, and maybe lift some weights without paying for a gym membership? It works. I mean, I *did* manage to survive for a week, and let's be honest, it got me through a particularly stressful period. The sweat? It was plentiful.
Oh, and the best part? One time, a guy brought his pet parrot and it was perched on the bench while he lifted weights. That alone made up for the dodgy treadmill. So, yeah. Maybe not the "dream gym," but definitely memorable.
Pool Included Too! But… is it *Actually* Clean? And, more importantly, are there always screaming kids?
Okay, the pool. The pool is a *game changer*. And yes! It's generally clean! I mean, I haven't grown any extra limbs or developed a strange skin rash, so, thumbs up on the cleanliness.
The screaming kids…. that's a whole other ball game. Look, I love kids. Truly, I do. But sometimes… sometimes you just want to float in blissful silence, listening to the gentle lapping of water against the edge of the pool. And sometimes you get… a symphony of high-pitched shrieks and cannonballs that threaten to displace the tectonic plates.
Here's my strategy: I usually go early. Like, sunrise early. That's typically when the pool is gloriously empty and you can finally relax. Or, I bring noise-canceling headphones and just try to mentally transcend the chaos. Sometimes, both.
Pro Tip: Pack a good book. And maybe a stiff drink (within the confines of legality, of course). You *will* need it. Oh, and the other day I saw a guy jump in with a inflatable flamingo. It was EPIC. Made the screaming kids almost bearable.
ALL BILLS INCLUDED – Sounds Amazing! What Exactly Does That *Mean* Though? (And Is It Truly Worth It?)
Okay, ALL BILLS INCLUDED. This is the selling point, right? It's what pulls you in! And, well, it's pretty damn close to being worth it. Let me explain.
They ain't lyin'! Water, electricity, internet, and sometimes, *gasp*, even cable TV. You just get a monthly bill and BAM! You're done! No more panicking about crazy electricity bills during the summer. No more fighting over the last gigabyte of data. It's freedom! (Cue the dramatic music).
The catch? Well...There IS a catch. It's built into the rent, of course. You're essentially paying a premium for the convenience. So, is it worth it? For me? YES! Because let's face it, I'm terrible at budgeting, and anything that simplifies my life and removes the stress of surprise bills is a win in my book.
Plus, the peace of mind is priceless. I once lived in a place where the electricity bill was so high my heart nearly stopped. So, yeah. ALL BILLS INCLUDED. Worth every single dirham (even if it's a few dirhams *more* than I'd ideally pay).
What's the Apartment *Actually* Like? Spacious? Modern? Or… a Relic of a Bygone Era?
This is important! Because let's face it: glossy photos can be deceiving. My apartment? It's… *fine*. Let's go with "perfectly adequate."
It's not *new-new*, but it's clean. And the layout is... functional. I mean, I can walk from the living room to the bedroom without needing a sherpa. That's a plus, right? The kitchen is not exactly a chef's dream, but I can cook, and that's enough for me. The balcony? The balcony is my happy place. Good breeze, good views... I spend a lot of time there.
Now, about the decor. Let's just say it's… neutral. Think beige. Think… safe. There aren't any glaring design flaws. It's a blank canvas, really. I've added some personal touches (pictures of my cat, mostly). And it's home. That’s what matters most. It's not a magazine spread, but it's *mine* and I can actually live in it rather than just being afraid to touch anything.
Oh! And the best part? The neighbors are friendly. One of them always leaves cookies on the doorstep. That definitely earns it a few bonus points.
Is There Parking? And is it a nightmare? (Or just a slight inconvenience?)
Parking…. Ah, parking. The bane of every Dubai resident's existence, right? Actually, in this case, it’s not TERRIBLE.
Yes, there's parking. (Thank goodness!) It isn't always a breeze, but usually, I can find a spot. Sometimes it's close. Sometimes I have to walk a bit. The "a bit" can feel very long when the sun is blazing!
The underground parking is a maze. I *swear* I've driven around for HOURS looking for my spot. But. It's covered, which in Dubai is everything. Especially when you're trying to get into your scorching hot car, after a long day. And, for extra convenience (and cost you pay extra) you can have dedicated parking. I've considered it, I sometimes wonder if I should.
Honestly, it's manageable. Far from perfect, but definitely not a dealbreaker. My advice? Get to know the parking layout! You might just find a hidden gem of a spot. And always, always, ALWAYS remember where you parked. I speak from experience on that one. (I once spent a solid half-hour wandering around lost in my own parking garage.)
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