Copenhagen's HOTTEST New Nordic Design Escape: Heart of CPH!
Copenhagen's HOTTEST New Nordic Design Escape: Heart of CPH! - A Messy, Honest Review (with Wi-Fi!)
Okay, people, buckle up. I just got back from a whirlwind trip to Copenhagen, and let me tell you, my inner Viking is reeling. I stayed at Heart of CPH, seemingly the it place to be, a "New Nordic Design Escape." And after untangling my luggage ( seriously, I need to pack lighter), I'm ready to spill the tea (or, you know, the kaffe).
First Impressions & Accessibility: Can a Clumsy Human Navigate?
Right off the bat, accessibility seemed pretty solid. Lots of "Facilities for disabled guests" – a huge plus for inclusivity, which, honestly, Copenhagen seems to do a lot of. Elevators were plentiful, and the lobby was spacious enough that I didn't feel like I was playing a game of human Tetris. Even the "Check-in/out [express]" – I'm here for it! But the real test of accessibility comes later… more on that.
The Digital Fortress: Internet, Glory, and the Endless Scroll
Let’s be real, folks. In the modern age, the Internet is the oxygen of travel. And Heart of CPH gets it. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes, please! The hotel also offers, "Internet," "Internet [LAN]," and "Internet services," which, let’s be honest, I didn't really investigate. As long as Netflix streams, I'm happy. Wi-Fi in public areas was strong too, making sneaking in a quick Insta post from the terrace a breeze (more on the terrace later…it was epic). My laptop workspace in the room was actually functional, not just a glorified coffee table, for the record.
Roomy-Room & Safety Dance:
My room? Okay, it was… fine. Not the "OMG, I'm living in a design magazine!" experience I maybe (secretly) hoped for. The "non-smoking rooms" were a welcome relief – because, ew, smoke! The "soundproof rooms" were a lifesaver, especially after those late-night hygge-filled chats with locals at the bar. Things like "Fire extinguisher," "Smoke alarms," and "Safety/security feature" are definitely important, and I assume they were there, which is always reassuring. The "In-room safe box" was a nice touch, and I’m pretty sure the "extra long bed" was designed to accommodate my very average height, which was a huge win. And the "slippers" were a small thing, but it just felt luxurious.
The "Things to Do" Dilemma (and the Pool with View):
Okay, here’s where it gets interesting. "Things to do" – well, that’s on you. This place is in Copenhagen, which is a city overflowing with cool stuff to see. But, on-site, the "Pool with view" was the absolute highlight. Picture this: crisp Copenhagen air, a shimmering pool reflecting the city skyline. It's pure, unadulterated bliss! I might've spent a bit too much time there, actually. The "Fitness center" I glanced at it, looked at my cookie, and decided to make another run to the pool.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Happy Hour Hype):
The food situation? Complicated. There are two main restaurants on the premises, and I swear, the choices are endless! I’m talking "A la carte in restaurant," "Breakfast [buffet]," "Coffee/tea in restaurant," "Desserts in restaurant," "International cuisine in restaurant," "Vegetarian restaurant," "Western breakfast," and "Western cuisine in restaurant"! It’s enough to overwhelm a hungry person (me.) The Happy hour at the bar was absolutely buzzing. They do a decent craft beer selection. I did try the Asian breakfast one day, and its food was fine, but not life-changing.
Cleanliness & Safety: Pandemic-Proofed Paradise?
Look, I'm still a little paranoid after the last few years. Heart of CPH was pretty on top of things, with "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," and "Hand sanitizer" everywhere. I also noted "Individually-wrapped food options" and "Safe dining setup," which showed they're taking things seriously, but I still would have liked a little more pizazz in this regard..
(Important Note): The "Staff trained in safety protocol" was reassuring.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The "Concierge" was helpful, and I appreciated the "Daily housekeeping" – mostly because I left a trail of chaos after my travels. Other conveniences I'm a fan of: "Cash withdrawal," "Laundry service," and the "Doorman."
For the Kids? (Meh)
I didn't bring any kids, so I didn't dive too deep into the "For the kids" section. There were "Kids meal," "Babysitting service" and "Family/child friendly" options listed, so it seems decent, but, seriously, I was there for the adulting.
The Spa: More Than a Pretty Face?
I'm a spa person, alright? However, even though the Spa was listed, "Body scrub," "Body wrap," and "Massage" were all on the menu. I didn't get a chance to experience everything, which I kind of regret.
On-Site Eateries and Lounges: The Real Test
Okay, remember when I mentioned accessibility? This is where it got a bit choppy. Some of the on-site restaurants and lounges had stairs or tight spaces, which could make things tricky for anyone using a wheelchair. This is something Heart of CPH could definitely improve on.
Getting Around: Danish Delight or Disaster?
Copenhagen is a bike city, baby! The hotel offered "Bicycle parking," which is smart. I took advantage of the "Taxi service" a few times and the "Car park [free of charge]" was handy.
The Verdict: Worth the Hype?
Look, Heart of CPH isn't perfect (where is?). It’s a beautiful hotel in a perfect city. It's well-located, the pool view is worth its weight in dansker kroner, and the Wi-Fi kept me connected! It's a solid choice, especially if you're looking for a stylish basecamp for exploring Copenhagen.
My Personal Recommendation: Treat yourself to a dip in that pool. Seriously. And maybe order the happy-hour cocktails. You won't regret it.
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Heart of CPH, My Chaotic Copenhagen Caper: A Messy Itinerary
Alright, alright, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your perfectly-filtered Instagram travel story. This is the REAL DEAL. I just finished a whirlwind trip to Copenhagen, staying smack-dab in the heart of it all at this "Newly renovated · Nordic Design★" place. (More on the apartment later. Spoiler alert: it was… well, interesting.) Prepare for some rambles, some loves, some hates, and a whole lotta coffee. Because, Denmark. Coffee is basically in their DNA.
Day 1: Arrival, Apartments, and Anxiety-Induced Pastries
Morning (or what passes for morning after a transatlantic flight): Landed at Kastrup Airport. Jet lag? Oh, honey, it hit me like a brick. Customs was a breeze, thankfully. Found the metro, which, let's be honest, always feels like a gamble, especially when you're running on fumes and the only phrase you remember in Danish is "Tak" (thank you).
Mid-Morning: Arrived at the apartment. Nordic Design? Yes. Newly renovated? Debatable. More like "Newish and trying REALLY hard." The place was cute, though. Minimalist, of course. White walls, blonde wood. Immediately felt the urge to spill something red to break up the sterile vibe, but I resisted. Mostly. The key situation was a whole thing. Getting the key. Finding the key. The key's general attitude. You'll see. The whole thing just felt like, why am I here? Why did I spend all this money? What have I done?
Late morning / Early Afternoon: The Pastry Panic. Okay, first order of business: sustenance. Found a charming little bakery called "Lagkagehuset" (apparently, a chain, but who cares?). My brain was mush. I just pointed randomly at a display case brimming with what looked like the most delicious pastries EVER and hoped for the best. Ended up with what I think was a kanelsnegl (cinnamon roll). It. Was. Heaven. The perfect balm for my travel-induced anxiety. Ate it standing up, crumbs everywhere, feeling slightly less terrible about my life choices. This pastry deserved a standing ovation, and I gave it one.
Afternoon: wandered around the Stroget shopping street. It's… a lot. Pretty, but a wall of "stuff". Ended up buying a ridiculous wool hat that made me look like a confused sheep. Couldn't resist. Felt like I needed some solid headwear to deal with the brisk Danish winds.
Evening: Attempted to find a cozy hygge spot for dinner. Hygge is a Danish "thing" which means cozy, comfortable, and conviviality. A concept that is deeply cherished by the Danes. Found a place called "Cafe Victor." (Good luck finding the original, though, because there seem to be a bunch of them). Honestly, the food was good, but the waiter seemed to be actively ignoring me after I ordered. I think it was a hygge test to see if I could handle being alone with my thoughts. That said, I just ended up people-watching and eavesdropping on other people's conversations. I saw a couple have a really long, awkward pause between them. Interesting.
Day 2: Canals, Castles, and Coffee Catastrophe.
Morning: Tried to experience the canals of Copenhagen via water bus. The water bus was nice, but the wind was absolutely brutal. Ended up with a nose like a tomato and almost lost my hat again. Still, the colorful Nyhavn harbor views were worth it. I mean, if you don’t mind the icy blast. Truly hygge.
Mid-Morning: Rosenborg Castle. Okay, wow. The Crown Jewels are insane. Like, blindingly sparkly. I almost tripped (again). I tried to take a picture of the crown jewels, but they were heavily guarded, and I was too cheap/lazy to buy a tour guide. The whole place was stunning. I felt a brief urge to become a queen, but the thought quickly passed. Too much paperwork.
Lunch: Found a little cafe, and tried to order a smørrebrød (open-faced sandwich). Pronunciation fail. Twice. The server was incredibly patient, though. Eventually, I got a salmon and radish one. It was delicious, but so messy. How do Danes eat these things without looking like they've been attacked by a ravenous bird?
Afternoon: The Little Mermaid. Ok, cue the eye roll. It's… small. REALLY small. It's like, "Oh, that's the famous thing?" I was more impressed by the graffiti art on the pier. Also, there were a bunch of tourists vying for the perfect selfie. I gave up and just walked away, muttering about expectations.
Evening: The Coffee Catastrophe. Okay, here's where things went south. Remember that whole “coffee is in their DNA” thing? Well, I decided to try a fancy coffee shop I found online called "Coffee Collective". Ordered a latte. They had options. I got overwhelmed. They were serious. I got the most complex latte I have ever imbibed (and I've had a lot of lattes). The end result? It tasted like dirt. I was devastated. How could the Danes, masters of hygge, have failed me? I walked out with a bitter taste in my mouth, figuratively and literally. I needed another pastry.
Day 3: Tivoli, Tears, and a Total Embrace of Mess
Morning: Tivoli Gardens. Okay, this was magic. Seriously. Even though I was a solo traveler at this point, I walked around with a big smile on my face. The lights, the rides, the general joy of it all… My inner child was screaming with delight. Rode some rides that spun me around until I started crying (happy tears, I swear!). Honestly, I could have spent all day there. The atmosphere was intoxicating. Seriously, just go. Don't even hesitate.
Lunch: Found a food stall inside Tivoli and ate the most amazing street food I've ever tasted. I have absolutely idea what it was called, but the taste was immaculate. It was a meat-on-a-stick situation. I ate it with a napkin, and I was covered in grease, but I did not care.
Afternoon: Shopping near the main station. Found a vintage shopping center and really got to look through a bunch of things I couldn't quite remember. Spent too much money, again.
Late Afternoon: Walked around the neighborhood just outside of the apartment. Found a café, which was a gamble given my coffee experience. Went in and was pleasantly surprised by the coffee and pastry. The barista was a total sweetheart, and the place felt cozy.
Evening: Pack my things. The key situation happened, again. My flight was at 7:00 am, so I didn't get much sleep.
Departure:
- Morning: Headed back to the airport, exhausted but happy. Copenhagen had me, even with the coffee mishaps and the apartment quirks. Back home, I now have my wooly hat, a few Danish phrases, and plenty of memories. And I have to admit, I miss it already. Next time, I am determined to master the art of eating a smørrebrød gracefully. And find the perfect cup of coffee.
Heart of CPH: Your Burning Questions Answered (And My Slightly Chaotic Thoughts)
So, Heart of CPH... What's the Fuss About? Is it *Really* Worth the Hype?
Alright, buckle up, because the hype is... well, it's *there*. And honestly? It’s justified, mostly. Heart of CPH is supposedly this cutting-edge New Nordic design hotel, restaurant, and all-around "experience." Think minimalist chic meets hygge overload. They're aiming for that effortlessly cool vibe, you know? The kind you see on Instagram and instantly feel inadequate about your own life/apartment/wardrobe situation.
Is it worth it? Depends. If you're a design fiend who drools over perfectly placed Arne Jacobsen chairs and can't resist a good raw vegetable platter, then ABSOLUTELY. If you're more of a "comfort food and a comfy couch" kinda person, you might find yourself wandering around, a little… lost. I know *I* did at first. Wandering like a bewildered tourist in a spaceship. I just wanted a cup of coffee and a freaking cookie, and ended up feeling like I’d stumbled onto a minimalist art installation. But, and this is a big BUT, it *grew* on me.
Seriously, the first few hours I was like, "Where's the *fun*? Where are the *snacks*? Is this all just… clean lines and existential dread?"
What's the Vibe? Is it Snobby?
Okay, honesty time. Yes, there's a whiff of "too cool for school" in the air. The staff are stylish, the clientele are even more stylish (or at least *try* to be), and the whole place radiates an aura of quiet confidence. Like, “We know we're amazing. You’ll figure it out eventually.”
But here’s the thing: it's not *necessarily* snobby. It's more… curated. They’re cultivating an environment. They’re creating a vibe! And within that vibe, there *is* a genuine appreciation for quality, for sustainability, for craftsmanship (and for looking good while doing it). I'd say it's pretentious at times, sure. But like a really well-dressed, slightly aloof friend. After a while, you get used to it and maybe, just maybe, you start appreciating their quirks.
Plus, they *do* make an effort to be welcoming. Maybe it's a Scandinavian thing? Or maybe they’re just used to dealing with confused tourists who are intimidated by the price tags on the handcrafted ceramics. Either way, the staff were generally helpful and patient with my… let's call it *enthusiastic* questioning about literally everything.
The Hotel Rooms: Worth the Price Tag? Tell me *everything*!
Okay, the rooms. Here's the deal: they're gorgeous. Seriously, magazine-worthy. Think pale wood, natural light streaming through floor-to-ceiling windows, and minimalist furniture that *still* manages to be comfortable. I stayed in a "Cosy Corner" room, which was… not particularly cosy, actually, even by my (admittedly low) standards. The word "cosy" in a place like this seems more aspirational than factual.
The bed? Heaven. Crisp white linens, a perfectly weighted duvet… I almost didn't want to leave. Almost. Then I remembered the price. My wallet started to whimper.
The bathroom? Again, stunning. Sleek, minimalist design, with rain showers and (surprise!) beautifully designed toiletries. I’m pretty sure the soap was infused with the tears of unicorns. Seriously, it smelled amazing and made your skin feel like a… well, like a very pampered unicorn.
The biggest downside? Space. My "Cosy Corner" room, while beautiful, wasn’t exactly spacious. If you’re travelling with more than one suitcase and a significant other, you *might* feel a little cramped. But hey, at least you'll be cramped in style! Oh, and the mini bar? Filled with artisanal snacks and ridiculously overpriced drinks. I drank tap water mostly.
Worth the price? That's subjective. If you're used to luxury and appreciate design, then maybe, yes. If you're on a budget, however, you'll probably just have a panic attack every time you look at the bill.
Let’s Talk Food! Is the Restaurant as Good as It Looks?
The restaurant, "Nordlyst," is basically a work of art in itself. The presentation is flawless. The food itself *is* good. It's... innovative. It's beautifully plated. It tries WAY too hard. And it's ridiculously expensive.
Oh, did I mention ridiculously expensive? Because it *is*. I had the tasting menu. Yeah, I know, I know... But I felt like I had to *commit* to the full experience, you know? Plus, I was already there. What was one more financial burden? (This is where I remind myself to sell a kidney.)
The first course: a single, perfectly formed radish, artfully arranged on a slate. It was… a radish. A *beautiful* radish, mind you. It tasted like a radish. My dining partner, who is as practical as they come, and who was already lamenting how much this experience was costing us, just stared at it. She wanted a burger. I did too.
The second course: a tiny, delicately flavored spoonful of something that I *think* was seaweed. It was so small I inhaled it accidentally. I still have no idea what it tasted like.
And so on. Every course was an exercise in restrained elegance. Delicious, but also… emotionally unsatisfying. I need *substance*! I need *CARBS*! I left there feeling slightly peckish and a whole lot poorer. However, The bread was incredible. The bread was the star of the show. The bread was the *hero*.
What about the Bar? Is it a Good Place to Actually, You Know, *Relax*?
The bar is called "Isbjørn" (Polar Bear, in Danish… you get the theme). It's beautiful. Think dark wood, ambient lighting, and a long, sleek bar that looks like it was sculpted from ice (but isn’t, obviously, because that would be impractical).
The cocktails are... creative. They are STRONG! You may even find yourself starting to look up how to get from Denmark to Sweden, depending on how many you drink (I am not judging). The bartenders are knowledgeable and friendly. The prices are… well, you already know.
Is it somewhere to relax? Yes, if you like relaxing in an exquisitely designed space while contemplating the meaning of life and the fragility of your bank account balance. But seriously, the atmosphere is great. It's a cool place to people-watch, soak up the ambience, and maybe even have a meaningful conversation with a stranger (who also probably has a slightly panicked look in their eyes from a recent restaurant bill).
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