Johnny's Cove: Tenby's Stunning 2-Bedroom Escape! ✨
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glorious, messy, and utterly charming world of Johnny's Cove: Tenby's Stunning 2-Bedroom Escape! ✨ Prepare for a review that's less "stuffy hotel critic" and more "your overly enthusiastic, slightly scatterbrained best friend" sharing their holiday hot takes.
First, the basics. Because, well, you gotta know what you're signing up for.
Accessibility: Okay, the website says it's accessible, but honestly, I didn't personally test every single nook and cranny. However, the lobby and common areas seemed pretty breezy for getting around, which is a good sign. Important note: Double-check with the property about specific needs if you're reliant on wheelchair access – always best to be sure!
Accessibility (Rambling a Bit Here): You know, it's funny, I always forget to ask about accessibility. I'm usually so caught up in the "Ooh, the sea views!" Or "Is the bed big enough to do star-fishing?" that I totally blank. Anyway, point is, do your homework. And if you do find out something, tell me! I'm nosey like that.
Internet, Glorious Internet!
- Internet Access: Yes! Thank the wireless gods!
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! Hallelujah! Because, let's be real, a vacation without scrolling through TikTok is just… wrong.
- Internet: (Well, duh).
- Internet [LAN]: Oh, fancy! For the tech-heads among us. Probably.
- Internet Services: They have it. Good. Moving on…
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Even better! You know, for those urgent Instagram updates.
So, the internet situation? Solid. You're covered. Crisis averted.
Now, Let’s Get to the Fun Stuff: Things to Do, or "How I Spent My Vacation and Didn't Get Bored (Mostly)"
Okay, so… "Spa." Yeah, I saw it. Didn't use it. I'm more of a "sun, sand, and slightly burnt skin" kind of girl. But! They did have the stuff:
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: all the relaxing things!
- Pool with View: Yes PLEASE! I'm a sucker for a good pool.
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Two pools! I'm picturing myself lounging by the pool. sigh Maybe next time.
- Fitness Center, Gym/fitness: Okay, real talk, I glanced at the gym. Looked… like a gym. I'd rather walk on the beach, personally. (Though, I did eat a lot of chips.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Personal Happiness Quadrant
Alright, this is where I really shine. Food is my love language.
Restaurants: Yup, plural!
A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: Variety is the spice of life! And I love spice!
Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Breakfast takeaway service: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, fight me!
Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Caffeine? Yes, please!
Desserts in restaurant: YES!
Happy hour: Because, well, happy hour.
Poolside bar: Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! Imagine this… sun, pool, drink with a tiny umbrella – pure bliss.
Room service [24-hour]: (Whispers) Guilty pleasure.
Snack bar: For those midnight cravings.
Soup in restaurant, Salad in restaurant: Gotta balance the pizza and cocktails somehow, right?
Bar: Drinks. Need I say more?
Bottle of water: Hydration is key!
Buffet in restaurant: Sometimes buffets are hit or miss, but I'm willing to take the gamble!
Alternative meal arrangement: If you have dietary restrictions, make sure you reach out to the hotel and arrange for it!
*My Big Win! Okay, here's the story. I had a massive craving for pizza. I mean, a primal, desperate craving. Room Service to the rescue (probably 2 a.m. but who's counting? ;) The pizza was, honestly, amazing. Crispy crust, gooey cheese, perfect for a solo pizza party with a movie. I’m still dreaming about it.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because We Need to Talk About the Elephant in the Room (and the Germs!)
Listen, post-pandemic, we all care about this stuff (or at least should).
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, Room sanitization opt-out available. It seemed like they were doing everything you'd expect. My room? Clean. My conscience? Pretty clear.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup, Shared stationery removed: Good stuff! They appeared to be taking things seriously.
Services and Conveniences: The Stuff That Makes Life Easier (or, How to be Lazy on Vacation!)
- Air conditioning in public area, Air conditioning, Additional toilet, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: Basically, your room is a mini-paradise. I had everything I needed. Loved the blackout curtains for sleeping in after a late night. The bed? So comfy.
- Cash withdrawal, Check-in/out [express], Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Room decorations, Safety deposit boxes, Terrace: The basics are covered. If you need something, they’ll help you.
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Good for families!
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Getting around is easy.
- Business facilities, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Meetings, Projector/LED display, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: If you're there for business, they've got that covered too!
- Pets allowed unavailable, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Proposal spot, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: They’re covering the safe, and non-smoking too. (For all the smokers out there, there is a smoking area.)
Here’s the thing – Johnny's Cove? It’s not perfect. Nothing is. But it's got a certain charm, a cozy vibe…
The Quirks:
Okay, I'll be honest. One morning the hot water wasn't quite…hot. This is a standard problem in most hotels. But when I spoke to the desk, they sorted things out fast.
The Verdict:
I'd go back. Absolutely. Johnny's Cove isn't just a place to sleep; it's a place to be. Relax, recharge, and maybe indulge in a little (okay, a lot) of pizza.
Final, Unsolicited, Highly Subjective Opinion: This is a good deal.
Let's Sum It Up:
What You'll Love: The location (Tenby is gorgeous), the incredible pizza, the comfy beds, the free Wi-Fi (duh!). What Could Be Better: Hot water hiccup, but dealt with quickly. Overall Vibe: Relaxed, friendly, comfortable.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, Pinterest travel itinerary. This is real life, Johnnys Cove, two-bedroom holiday home, New Hedges, Tenby – here we go! (And yes, I’ve already packed the emergency chocolate.)
Johnny's Cove: Operation "Sunshine & Slightly Screwed-Up Fun" - The Itinerary (ish)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Fridge Debacle (aka "Where's the Wine?")
- 14:00 - Arrival! Giddy anticipation meets…a tiny car park. Right, squeezed in. I swear, I'm going to invest in a miniature people-carrier just for these holiday rituals. The kids, bless their hearts, are already bickering about who gets the "good" bedroom. Classic.
- 14:30 - The Key Hunt. Okay, this is a proper hunt. Hidden keybox? We’re talking Indiana Jones levels of suspense. Found it! (Honestly, I should’ve put a note on the keybox: “Behind the rusty metal thingy.”)
- 15:00 - Unpack! The kids immediately claim every surface. The living room is now a minefield of LEGO bricks and half-eaten crisps. I, on the other hand, am focused on the crucial task: the fridge assessment.
- 15:15 - THE FRIDGE! Okay, it’s…small. Surprisingly small. And more importantly…empty. No wine! Disaster! (Or maybe a sign to cut back…nah.) Husband’s already on it, bless him. Says he's popping out to the local shop. I'll have to remind him about the all-important crisps (the good ones!).
- 16:00 - Beach Reconnaissance. Holy moly, the beach is gorgeous. Picturesque doesn’t even begin to cover it. Sand so fine, you could make a soufflé with it! (Probably not, but still.) Kids are off like a shot, building sandcastles I know will be demolished by the tide in five minutes. Blissful chaos.
- 18:00 - Dinner Disaster (But Delicious!). Husband returns! With crisps, wine, and a slightly bewildered look (he got lost). Dinner is a hastily assembled pasta dish (I completely forgot to buy proper ingredients, remember!). But the wine, the salty air… it's all perfect, even with a bit of burnt garlic.
- 20:00 - Bedtime Battles & Sunset Serendipity: Kids finally, finally, tucked in. The view from the living room is breathtaking. Truly. The sun setting over the sea, painting the sky in oranges and purples. This is why we do it, right? For moments like this. Even if it's followed by me collapsing on the sofa with a glass of wine, utterly exhausted but content.
Day 2: Tenby Town Tremors & Coastal Capers
- 08:00 - Breakfast Brawl. The usual. (A tiny bit tired and the first grumpy feeling for the day, but at least the coffee is good!)
- 09:00 - Tenby Town, Here We Come! Market day! A swirl of colours, sounds, smells – utter sensory overload. The kids are fascinated by the slightly over-enthusiastic street performers. I'm on the hunt for a proper Welsh cake.
- 10:00 - The (Almost) Lost Child Incident. Okay, this was…tense. Lost one of the twins! For roughly 30 seconds, a lifetime in parent-time, I thought I lost a child. Found him happily petting a fluffy dog, oblivious to the drama he'd caused. Lesson learned: keep them tethered.
- 10:30 - Castle Exploration. Tenby Castle. Beautiful views of the harbour. The children are less interested in the history & more in the stone steps which are now a race track.
- 12:00 - Lunch Frenzy: Packed ourselves sandwiches in the morning. We're sitting on a bench, the seagulls are eyeing our sandwiches with wicked intent.
- 13:00 - Beach-Bound: The best beach in Tenby, hands down. The tide is perfect, and we're buried in the sun and building sandcastles. This is what we've been craving and the moments are just sublime.
- 15:00 - Ice Cream Meltdown. One scoop, two scoops, three? Of course, three scoops. It was such a hot day.
- 17:00 - Fish and Chips on the Harbour: So cliché, so perfect. The salty sea air, the gulls squawking, the delicious grease…it's pure holiday heaven.
- 19:00 - Sunset Stroll & Emotional Rollercoaster. Back on the beach at sunset. Kids are playing, husband has his arm around me - This is just perfect! I love them more than words can say! After this, we go back to the holiday home.
Day 3: The Deep Dive & Slightly Soggy Surprises
- 09:00 - Breakfast Rant. Why is it that no matter how much you prepare, breakfast is always a chaotic mess? I swear, cereal boxes have a gravitational pull affecting all small children.
- 10:00 - Boat Trip! We booked a boat trip. The kids go crazy for anything that involves water.
- 12:00 - Coastal Walk. A walk along the coast path. It's windy, it's beautiful, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get sand in places I never thought possible.
- 14:00 - The Rainy Reversal. The weather makes a dramatic turn, the heavens opened like a leaky tap! We're soaked. Soaked to the bone. And the kids, of course, find it hilarious.
- 15:00 - Board Game Blitz. Stuck indoors, so we break out the board games. Cards are a disaster, but at least we're all laughing!
- 17:00 - Pub Grub & Proper Puddles. We're at this pub. Fish and chips, proper puddles - total comfort food.
- 19:00 - Evening Wind-Down. Finally, the kids are asleep. I'm trying to read, but the wind is howling, and I can hear the waves crashing. It's both cosy and slightly terrifying. But hey, it's an adventure.
Day 4: Farewell Flustrations & Future Fantasies
- 08:00 - Packing Panic! Always the hardest part
- 09:00 - Last Beach Blast. A final frolic on the beach. The kids run into the water, and everything is pure joy.
- 10:00 - The Big Pack-Up. The car is overflowing. Stuff everywhere, including the memory of this beautiful holiday.
- 12:00 - The Drive Home. Goodbye to Tenby, and all of the memories. Already the next adventure is brewing!
And there you have it! A messy, mad, magical week. Johnnys Cove, you were a dream. Even with the empty fridge. Even with the lost child. Even with everything. Until next time!
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Johnny's Cove: Your Tenby Adventure Awaits? (Maybe?) - The FAQ You *Actually* Need
Okay, so... what *is* Johnny's Cove, exactly? Seems a bit cryptic.
Alright, alright, let's ditch the fancy brochures. Johnny's Cove is basically this charming (and potentially wonky, more on that later) 2-bedroom apartment, smack-dab in the heart of Tenby. Think: close enough to the beach that you can practically smell the seaweed, but still far enough to escape the screaming seagulls at dawn. It's got views, it's got comfy-ish furniture, and it's got... well, it's got *character*. Let's just say it has character.
Sounds nice! How close to the beach *are* we talking? Like, can I build a sandcastle before breakfast?
Pretty darn close! Seriously, you're practically tripping over your flip-flops to get to Castle Beach. My first visit, I swear I was still half-asleep, practically fell out the door (thankfully not literally, though the stairs are a bit treacherous in the dark), grabbed a coffee, and was paddling in the sea before I’d fully processed I was awake. Sandcastle before breakfast? Absolutely doable. Though, if you're anything like me, you'll probably need a second coffee to actually *build* the sandcastle. I'm more of a "watch the waves" kind of person.
Two bedrooms... good for families then? Or a couple's getaway? Or...?
It's flexible! Families work well, though I’d maybe keep an eye on smaller kiddos near the stairs (did I mention they're a bit… *spirited*?). Couples? Absolutely romantic potential. Two mates on a fishing trip? Sure! Honestly, it depends on who you are. I went with my best friend last year, and it was fantastic – late-night chats, sharing the kitchen (the kitchen is a bit cramped, be warned!), and plenty of space to spread out. I think it is perfect for couples, families, or even a small group of friends, as long as everyone doesn't mind sharing the bathroom.
The "character" you mentioned… elaborate? Is that code for "needs a bit of work"?
Right, so the "character." Look, it's not the Ritz. Think more… charmingly rustic. Think: Maybe a slightly wonky door, a few paint chips here and there (or quite a few, let's be honest), a tap that *sometimes* runs a little bit, and definitely a quirky sense of style. I’d say it's more endearing than dilapidated, but lower your expectations a smidge. But that's part of the charm, right? It felt like a real, lived-in home, not some sterile, corporate hotel room. On my last visit someone had left a book in the shelf, it was really nice of the guest to leave the book there, even though I didn't like the book, I find it quite nice.
What about the views? Are they as amazing as the pictures suggest? (Because let's be honest, those photos are usually doctored.)
The views? Oh, the views. Okay, maybe the photos *slightly* exaggerate things, but they're still pretty darn spectacular. You get glimpses of the sea, and maybe even some of the islands if the weather's playing nice (which, let's face it, is never guaranteed in Wales). Now, my first morning, I was sat at the table in the kitchen, the sun was peeking over everything, and I had a cup of tea. Seeing the sea was truly amazing. The views easily made it worth it, and every morning I made sure to see the sun rising.
Is there parking? Because parking in Tenby sounds like a nightmare.
Yes, there is parking, though…it can be a bit of a squeeze. It's not a dedicated, massive space. It's more of an allocated spot. Honestly, I'd recommend arriving as early as possible. The good news is that once you’re parked, you’re pretty much set, because everything is within walking distance. Just don't expect to bring your monster truck, unless you’re very, very good at parallel parking.
What's the kitchen like? I’m a foodie. (Or at least, I *like* food.)
The kitchen is… functional. Don't go expecting a chef's dream. It's perfectly fine for basic cooking – making breakfast, whipping up a quick dinner after a long day at the beach. The space is a bit limited, though, so don't plan on hosting a gourmet cooking competition. It has all the necessities, but don't bring a tonne of equipment. I made a simple spaghetti and that was enough for me, the thought of cooking there I was a little scared.
Any downsides I REALLY need to know about? Be honest!
Okay, honesty time. The stairs. Did I mention the stairs? They're a bit steep and winding. Not ideal if you have mobility issues, or have had a few too many pints down the pub (which, again, entirely possible – the pubs are great!). Also, the wifi can be a bit patchy, and the noise from seagulls can get a little… intense. But, honestly, these are minor quibbles. The biggest downside? Having to leave. Seriously, the worst part is the packing-up.
Is it pet-friendly? My furry best friend needs a holiday too!
Yes! Pets are allowed, which is a massive bonus! You can bring your dog, cat, hamster... whatever you're keeping. Just make sure to clean up after them! The place is small enough as it is. And the beach is just around the corner - perfect for walks. However, with animals there can be a mess, sometimes the smell is off-putting. Ensure you check the property for any smells and make the necessary changes.
You mentioned "quirky sense of style". What does *that* encompass?
Right, "quirky sense of style". Let's just say the decor won't be winning any interior design awards. Think a mix of comfortable, slightly mismatched furniture, maybe a few nautical-themed trinkets, and definitely a few pieces that have seen better days. It adds to the charm, in my opinion. It felt like a home, a place you can let your guard down and spread out. Think something that feels cosy, and not like aNomad Hotel Search
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