Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Greenleaf Jaipur's Collection O Secret!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Greenleaf Jaipur's Collection O Secret! - Or is it more like "Collection O… Kinda Good"? A Messy, Honest Review.
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a Jaipur adventure and, let me tell you, the Greenleaf Jaipur's Collection O Secret tried REALLY hard to impress. Did it succeed in achieving "unbelievable luxury"? Well, let's just say that question is more complicated than figuring out how to pack for a Rajasthan trip in July.
First Impressions: The Good, the Meh, and the Slightly Confusing
The initial vibe? Grand, definitely grand. Think big wooden doors, marble floors that practically scream "I'm expensive," and staff that are incredibly polite. Like, overly polite sometimes. I kept expecting them to curtsy. Accessibility-wise, it seemed pretty decent. They've got an elevator, and I noticed ramps here and there, which is a definite plus. Accessibility is a HUGE win for a hotel, and Greenleaf seems to be making the effort. Score one for them.
But, and there’s always a "but," right? Navigating the sheer size of the place can be a workout in itself. Getting from my room (more on that later) to the restaurants and lounges felt like a mini-expedition. It’s not a deal-breaker, but be prepared for some serious steps if you’re not using the elevator. I loved the poolside bar; perfect for a post-sightseeing refresher. Speaking of the pool (more below!), let me tell you…
The Spa Saga: From Bliss to "Meh, It's Okay."
Okay, so the spa… that was a whole thing. I’m a sucker for a good scrub, so I signed up for a body scrub and a body wrap. The spa itself is beautiful, all soft lighting and hushed tones. The masseuse (a lovely woman, bless her heart) seemed a bit, well, stressed. I swear, I could practically hear the stress levels in her voice when she asked to open up the massage, it gave me major, "I have to do this 20 times a day" vibes.
The actual treatment was… adequate. The scrub felt nice, but not mind-blowing. The wrap felt… warm. Okay, let's just say the spa experience wasn't as transformative as I hoped. The sauna and steamroom were pretty standard. The Spa/Sauna, was a good way to relax. I just felt it slightly lacked that special touch.
The Pool with a View: Serenity or… Just Water?
The swimming pool [outdoor] is beautiful, that much is true. It's surrounded by greenery, feels spacious, and the pool with a view is genuinely lovely. You can definitely imagine yourself lounging there with a cocktail, feeling like a movie star. BUT the water temperature felt a little chilly, and the surrounding area wasn’t quite as well-maintained as the website photos suggested. Don’t get me wrong, it was fine. But it definitely wasn't the Instagram dream I had envisioned.
Cleanliness and Safety: Trying Hard, With Mixed Results
Alright, let's talk about the elephant in the room: COVID. Greenleaf seemed to be taking things seriously. Loads of hand sanitizer, and staff were wearing masks. From what I could tell, they were using anti-viral cleaning products. The staff trained in safety protocol was impressive, as was the daily disinfection in common areas. They even gave you a little kit on arrival with a mask. However, The rooms sanitized between stays, and the room service was mostly delivered in disposable containers. The Safe dining setup and hygiene certification added to the overall safety measures which put my mind at ease. Rooms sanitized between stays - well done. I always felt like they were trying their best to keep things safe and hygienic. That's important.
Food, Glorious Food (And Some Not-So-Glorious) - A Culinary Rollercoaster!
Let’s talk dining, drinking, and snacking. The Asian breakfast was my go-to in the morning. The Breakfast [buffet] had a good range, with both Asian cuisine in restaurant and Western breakfast options. The coffee/tea in restaurant was excellent, and the bottle of water always appreciated. I loved spending some time in the poolside bar.
The restaurants are plentiful, and there's even one with a vegetarian restaurant. While the Desserts in restaurant, and the Salad in restaurant were great. The service? Well, that's where things get… interesting. Some servers were fantastic, brimming with genuine warmth and helpfulness. Others seemed a little… lost. The 24-hour room service was a lifesaver on a midnight craving. The happy hour drinks were a plus. However, I did feel the quality of the A la carte in restaurant, and the Buffet in restaurant were a little over priced.
The Room: A Tale of Two (Or More) Halves.
My room? Ah, the room. The “Unbelievable Luxury” part should have been here. The air conditioning, blackout curtains, and coffee/tea maker were welcome additions. The Free bottled water was appreciated. The bathrobes and slippers were a nice touch. The in-room safe box was fine.
However, the bathroom phone didn’t work, the window that opens was stuck shut, and the interconnecting room(s) available situation meant I could hear my neighbours snore – loud. On a positive note, the alarm clock worked perfectly, but I think the room could have needed a little more attention. The additional toilet was a bonus. The desk was fine for the hours of work I did. The bed was comfortable enough.
Services and Conveniences – A Mixed Bag of Treats
The concierge was super helpful, arranging tours and helping me with getting around. Their daily housekeeping was prompt and efficient. The dry cleaning and laundry service were also appreciated.
However, I found the convenience store to be… well, not that convenient, and the prices were a bit steep. The luggage storage was useful. I didn’t try all the amenities, like the cash withdrawal, but I saw the elevator and smoking area were available.
For those needing to work, they have a business facilities, meeting/banquet facilities, meeting stationery, and a Xerox/fax in business center.
Things to Do: More Than You Might Think!
If you get bored (which I doubt!) there’s a fitness center and a gym/fitness. I didn’t use them, but they looked well-equipped.
For the Kids - if you’re traveling with kids, the hotel has babysitting service, family/child friendly, and kids meal, so that’s a plus!
Getting Around:
I used the airport transfer and taxi service. All worked smoothly. They also have car park [free of charge], and valet parking
Final Verdict: Collection "O…Kinda Good"
Look, Greenleaf Jaipur's Collection O Secret! is a solid hotel. The staff are lovely, the setting is attractive, and they clearly put an effort into your safety. The non-smoking rooms are a huge win. But is it "unbelievable luxury"? Not quite. It's more like… comfortable, with a few areas that need a little extra polish. Its a solid experience in all areas, and one that I would recommend.
Overall Score: 7/10. A good stay with lots of potential.
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Escape to Paradise: Hotel Shalimar Executive, Uran Islampur, Sangli
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my epic (okay, maybe slightly less than epic) adventure in Jaipur, specifically at the Collection O Greenleaf. This isn't your polished, sterile travel itinerary. This is the real deal, complete with questionable decisions, questionable food, and a healthy dose of existential dread (just kidding… mostly).
Jaipur Journal: Operation "Find Spiritual Enlightenment (and Maybe a Decent Coffee)"
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Room-Search Disaster (or, Why I Need a Nap Before I Do Anything)
7:00 AM - 9:00 AM: The Airport Gauntlet. Oh, the joys of air travel. Delayed flights, wailing babies (respectfully, of course… mostly), and that unsettling feeling that you've forgotten something crucial. Turns out, for me, that something was my sanity. Landed in Jaipur, and the heat hit like a physical blow. I instantly regretted my questionable choice of a "chic linen" outfit. It was more "sweat-soaked and clingy" than chic.
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Taxi Tango & The Hotel Hustle. Found a taxi guy who spoke enough English to understand "Collection O Greenleaf, please," but apparently, the concept of "directly to the hotel" was lost in translation. We ended up on a scenic tour of Jaipur's back alleys. I felt like I was in a Bollywood movie, but without the catchy songs. Eventually, we arrived.
First Impressions of Collection O Greenleaf: Honestly? The pictures online lied (don't they always?). It was… functional. Clean-ish. The lobby had that generic "hotel smell" that's a mix of cleaning products and silent despair.
The Room Hunt: My initial room… let's just say it was a masterclass in beige. And the air conditioning sounded like a dying walrus. Back to reception! Negotiations began: the "I'm-a-paying-customer-and-I-deserve-oxygenated-and-fresh-air" speech. Miraculously, I got upgraded. The second room was marginally better. Victory! It's the little things, people.
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: The Nap of Despair (and Caffeine Deprivation). After all that, I needed the world's biggest nap. Woke up disoriented, cranky, and craving caffeine. The in-room coffee situation was, shall we say, subpar. I could make something better with two spoons and a rusty can of whatever.
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Fiasco (and the Spice Rack Incident). Decided, in a moment of questionable judgment, to order room service. Paneer Tikka Masala seemed like a good idea at the time. It was… a flavor explosion. My mouth was on fire, the sweat started pouring down my face, and I realized I had no idea how to handle Indian spices. The yogurt that came with? Lifesaver.
- Observation: The staff at Greenleaf are incredibly polite, though maybe not always super efficient. I asked for extra water three times before it arrived. Patience, grasshopper, patience.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Planning (or, Where Did I Put My Motivation?). Attempted to plan the afternoon. Looked at the tourist guides, and looked out the window. I'm not saying the plan went out the window, but it definitely took a nap.
- Emotional Reaction: Feeling overwhelmed. Jaipur is HUGE. The sheer volume of options is paralyzing. I need a guide. I need to organize my trip in a more organized way.
Day 2: The City Palace & The Pink City (A Bit Less Pink Than Advertised)
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Broken Breakfast Bar Quest & Attempted Enlightenment. The free breakfast was a buffet, and a sad one. I took the first bites of the "scrambled eggs," and I instantly thought of that episode of Friends where the egg was undercooked. My body rejected it and I had to move on to something safer (paratha, which wasn't terrible). I had to take a walk to shake off the sadness, and I began seeking the meaning of life in the hotel's garden.
9:30 AM - 12:30 PM: City Palace - Majesty and My Mild Panic. Finally, some culture! The City Palace was genuinely breathtaking. The architecture, the colors, the history - it was all fantastic. Wandered around, soaked up the beauty, and attempted to look like I knew what I was doing.
- Anecdote: I got completely lost in one of the courtyards and had to sheepishly ask a guard for directions. He just pointed and laughed, and I wanted to return to my bed.
12:30 PM - 1:30 PM: Lunch - The Search for Authentic Flavors (and a Stomach That Cooperates). Found a restaurant near the City Palace. I ordered something vaguely described as "local delicacy." I'm not entirely sure what I ate. It involved many sauces and a healthy dose of spice. Pretty sure it was delicious, though. Not fully sure.
1:30 PM - 3:00 PM: Pink City Ramble - More Like "Sweat City" and "Slightly Disappointed". The "Pink City" is beautiful, but… it's also incredibly crowded, noisy, and hot. I had a mild existential crisis trying to navigate the narrow streets and aggressive rickshaw drivers.
- Quirky Observation: The amount of street vendors selling the exact same trinkets is kind of mind-boggling. How do they all survive?
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Shopping - Buyer's Remorse and a Rainbow of Fabrics. Went to some shops. Got utterly overwhelmed. Bought a pashmina with no rhyme or reason (don't judge me).
- Emotional Reaction: A mixture of delight (pretty fabrics!), and anxiety ("Did I get ripped off?!"). Pretty sure I did. But it's a souvenir, right?
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Hotel Rest & Contemplation (and the Air Con's Resentment). Back to the Greenleaf to recharge. The air conditioning was still a bit iffy. Contemplated my life choices. Was I getting enough sleep? Was I eating enough vegetables? Did I remember to pack deodorant? These were the important questions.
Day 3: Amber Fort & The Great Chai Search (and Maybe a Miracle)
9:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Amber Fort - Elephants, Instagram, and Existential Dread Part II. The Amber Fort! Wow. The climb itself was a sweat-inducing spectacle. The views from the top were incredible. I took approximately a million photos (for the 'gram, obviously).
- Anecdote: I considered riding an elephant up the hill, but then remembered all the ethical concerns and thought: "I'm okay with the bus ride, thank you very much."
- Quirky Observation: The fort is filled with tourists all trying to capture the perfect picture. I did a selfie with a peacock, though it wasn't my intention. I'm not sure if this counts as "bonding."
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Chai Time (and a Quest for the Perfect Cup). I was on a mission. The perfect cup of chai. Tried a few places. Some were too sweet, some were too milky… I kept searching. I found the best chai seller ever. The perfect chai. The drink of the Gods. This place was a hole-in-the-wall. It was located near the end of a long street. So I went to it, and, it was closed.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM The Chai Meltdown. Tears well, and I think to myself, "This is all going wrong."
3:00 PM - Onwards…: Rest and Reflect
Ongoing Considerations (and the Future of My Sanity):
- Food: I am eating almost exclusively on my own. I wonder if I'll have to use my stomach for the rest of my time here.
- Language Barrier: Hindi isn't in my repertoire.
- Transportation: I am mostly using taxis, which are great for the most part.
- Next steps: Relax.
This itinerary is subject to change, spontaneous detours, and potentially questionable life decisions. Check back for updates (if I survive). Wish me luck! I'm going to need it.
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Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Greenleaf Jaipur's Collection O Secret! - FAQ (Oh Boy…)
Okay, let's just rip the band-aid off: Is it *actually* luxurious at Greenleaf Jaipur's Collection O Secret? Like, beyond the brochure?
Alright, fine. First impressions? Yeah, it's… *something*. The brochure? Glorious. Photoshopped to within an inch of its life, probably. But the *actual* building? Well, it’s... imposing. Think fortress-chic, but with a touch of "we-tried-really-hard-to-be-artistic-but-maybe-missed-the-mark-slightly." The lobby? Huge. Like, you-could-hold-a-small-wedding-in-it huge. And the *smell*… floral, yes, but also with a hint of something... I dunno, maybe old library books? Anyway, to answer the question, yes. It absolutely *tries* to be luxurious. Whether it *succeeds* is down to your definition. I'm still on the fence, mostly.
The Rooms! Are they as amazing as the pictures that seem to feature everyone's favorite Bollywood stars? I feel like there's always a Bollywood star.
Okay, so… the rooms. Yes, they *are* good. Think big, like, "lost-my-husband-in-the-bathroom" big. The decor? Let’s just say it leans heavily into the “opulent” side of things. Lots of velvet, heavy curtains (blocking out… some light, at least), and enough cushions to build a fort. The bathroom? Marble. Marble. And more marble. My personal highlight? The enormous bathtub shaped like a... a sea shell, maybe? Listen, I'm taking notes, okay? It was *amazing*. I may or may not have spent a solid hour in there contemplating the meaning of life while soaking in ridiculously bubbly water. (Don't judge. Spa life's easy. *Too* easy.) As for the Bollywood stars? No, sadly, I did *not* see any. Though I kept glancing at the door, just *in case*. Maybe the next time, right?
Let's talk food. What's the dining situation like? Did your stomach survive? (Important question.)
The food. Oh, the *food*. Okay, so, I’m a bit of a foodie, a *very* important detail. The main restaurant, *The Secret Garden* (I think that’s what it was called, lost track after the fourth mango lassi...), was… *good*. Not mind-blowing, but certainly palatable. The breakfast buffet? A *beast*. Everything you could possibly imagine, and then some. It’s overwhelming, honestly. I felt pressured to *try* everything, which, of course, led to a slight food coma situation by 10 am. But their parathas? Worth every single carb. Worth it. And the mango lassi... *chef's kiss*. My stomach? Survived. Just.
Spa time - real, or "brochure only"? Did you get the massage you needed after those massive parathas?
Okay, the spa. This is where things get… interesting. The spa itself is *gorgeous*. Think dimly lit, incense-y, and smelling faintly of… well, spa stuff. The massage? I went for the "Royal Rajasthan Ritual" or whatever, because, you know, *when in Jaipur*. And it was… *good*. But here’s the thing. I was expecting *transcendence*. Like, floating-on-a-cloud, worries-melting-away kind of bliss. What I got was… a perfectly competent massage. Don’t get me wrong, it was relaxing. But it wasn’t revelatory. It was... *fine*. And maybe, just maybe, I fell asleep for a bit. (The parathas, you see.) So, yeah, real, but perhaps manage your expectations a little.
What about the service? Are the staff actually helpful and friendly, or are they just going through the motions? Did they remember your name? (Or your mango lassi addiction?)
Service… ah, yes, the *service*. It was... variable. Some staff members were absolutely lovely, genuinely helpful, and remembered my name (and my mango lassi habit, which, frankly, was impressive). Others… well, let’s just say they seemed to be going through the motions. There was a slight communication barrier sometimes. I asked for a toothpick once, and I received a *spoon*. But hey, you know, cultural differences. I think. Overall, they *tried*. And most of them were friendly. The ones who weren't? Probably dealing with a guest like me who had too much mango lassi. So I can't blame them at all. I wish I could be so accommodating!
Okay, the dreaded "value for money" question. Is it worth the price tag? Be honest!
Ugh, the *value for money* question. Okay, here's the brutally honest truth. It’s expensive. *Very* expensive. Is it worth it? That depends. If you're after pure, unadulterated *luxury* and don't mind splurging, then maybe, just maybe, yes. If you're on a budget? Absolutely not. There are other, perfectly lovely, hotels in Jaipur that offer a similar experience at a fraction of the cost. And I can't stress this enough: those parathas, as delicious as they were, are *not* worth remortgaging your house for. So, think carefully about your priorities. Do you *need* a seashell bathtub? Or are you happy with a regular one and a whole *lot* more mango lassi? (My answer's the latter, by the way).
Any Quirks or things you didn't expect? Share the strange details!
Okay, the quirky details! Oh, I *love* this. First, there were those *massive* doors. Like, seriously massive. They made me feel like I was entering a medieval castle. (Which, in fairness, Jaipur *is* a bit medieval, but I digress.) Then there were the… the *bird noises* in the morning. Loud bird noises. Not the cute, tweety-tweety kind. More like… squawking, screeching, and general avian chaos. Woke me up far earlier than I wanted. I swear, I saw a crow the size of a small child on the balcony. And the little things! Like the complimentary… *fruit platter* that had been sitting in my room for three days. It wasn’t looking too happy. And the, no, wait, the *elevator music*… it was… *unique*, to say the least. I think they were playing a very dramatic remix of some Indian folkYour Stay Hub
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